Posted on April 18, 2015 01:47 PM
The purpose of this article is to offer advice on how to find that perfect mattress for you, not to pimp a particular product.
Overnight testing is key. Never buy a mattress after merely lying on one in a store for only a few minutes.
Posted on April 17, 2015 11:27 PM
A reader sent me an email written by Olive Schreiner, a South African novelist, pacifist, and social activist who died in 1920 - only problem? The text includes references to the Holocaust and to the State of Israel.
Posted on April 16, 2015 11:37 PM
WC Fields' accountant was standing by his deathbed. Fields asked "So I have enough money to buy every child in NYC a new bicycle?" When told he was correct, Fields said "Well, F*** 'em."
Posted on April 15, 2015 01:22 PM
No joke, a semen facial can clear up skin and leave you younger-looking. Spermine is a powerful antioxidant in human sperm and some beauty goers swear by its anti-aging powers.
Posted on April 14, 2015 11:21 PM
America's reluctance to be the world's policeman prior to WWII caused the deaths of tens of millions. And just as every town needs a marshal so too the world needs a Wyatt Earp to keep the peace.
Posted on April 12, 2015 11:07 PM
You might think that no one falls for these pitches by mountebanks and quacks, but you'd be surprised how many people have bought the snake oil that says Islam is a religion.
Posted on April 11, 2015 11:39 PM
How come Muslims, when observing atrocities done by other Muslims, do not ask, "What would Mohammed do?" For those who have read the Quran it's understandable why the question is not asked - because the answer is that Mohammed would do precisely what ISIS fighters now do: rape, pillage, torture, murder, behead, force conversion, and enslave.
Posted on April 9, 2015 11:37 PM
I believe that years of oppression and abuse turn women unattractive or even ugly and in that light most Muslim women are not as pretty as western women. But here are 13 hot and sexy Muslim women.
Posted on April 8, 2015 03:33 PM
I find it quite ironic that the followers of Islam decry our civilization as decadent and depraved yet those same faithful are also some of the most frequent visitors to western porn sites.
Posted on April 7, 2015 12:03 PM
A reader suggests that cops should shoot at the kneecaps to disable criminals. Where are the kneecaps in this photo?
Posted on April 6, 2015 04:16 PM
How beautiful it is when evil is punished in a manner completely appropriate to the attempted crime.
Posted on April 5, 2015 11:34 PM
The Display of Same Sex Activity Should not be Forced Upon any Business Owner
Posted on April 2, 2015 06:19 PM
Here we have a poster of murdered 20-year-old student Ozgecan Aslan at a protest in Ankara Feb. 18, 2015. Females in Turkey are increasingly being killed by frustrated Muslim males.
Posted on April 1, 2015 10:40 PM
Apple today announced that they would no longer do business in any country which is intolerant toward homosexuals and lesbians. That is, Apple iPhones and other Apple products would no longer be sold or distributed in any Muslim country.
Posted on March 31, 2015 11:38 PM
Today, 31 March, is National Feel a Boob Day. But this is not a day to sexually assault people, it's all about breast cancer awareness so don't go fondling strangers' breasts without permission. It's meant to encourage women to examine their breasts and for their significant other to help them find cancer signs or lumps.
Posted on March 31, 2015 10:35 AM
If Ms Harf truly believes we cannot win this war by killing them, then why is she uttering such hilarious cameldung that if ISIS fighters heard it, they'd die laughing?
Posted on March 30, 2015 12:13 AM
We should have mock speed colleges where a student is exposed to various college courses much in the same way that speed-dating helps one find a mate through multiple quick dates.
Posted on March 29, 2015 08:49 AM
Not only do Islamic countries lag behind western civilized nations, but what passes for science is so retrograde and silly that it defies belief.
Posted on March 27, 2015 11:50 PM
A common customer we often encounter is someone who will never be satisfied with the product - I like to call them: the bizarro-Goldilocks customers - whatever they buy is either too much this way or too little another way and never just-right.
Posted on March 26, 2015 11:01 PM
There is no good reason why I should be ungenerous with my readers and since I don't need an excuse to celebrate God's gift to male eyeballs, here, for my readers' enjoyment, are 13 great sideboobs.
Posted on March 25, 2015 12:01 PM
Paradoxically many people store furniture for bigger or second homes but then decide they don’t want to clutter up their new home with old stuff in storage and end up buying newer, nicer things (while continuing to pay to store the old ones anyway).
Posted on March 24, 2015 09:42 PM
Islamic science has determined that women who wear revealing clothing are to blame for earthquakes. I suppose the sight of Kate Upton's sideboob should easily destroy the known Universe.