Planck's Constant

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Aruba police rounded up 71,920 Arubans who were on the Island at the time in question, basically the entire population, and will shortly arrest all of them en masse in order to avoid the tedium of booking everyone individually. They will be confined to Beach Arrest and will not be able to leave until the investigation is over, which should be by 2012, at which point she will be declared officially dead and the investigation can then turn from a missing person report into a murder case. Then and only then will the full weight and power of Aruban Police work begin in earnest.

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And will someone in the Aruba Travel Department please check their website and take this endorsement off their front page [it rotates with other photos, so hit your refresh button if you don't see it right away]. I know some places say you can take their ads literally, but this is ridiculous.

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