Why there are only 72 Muslim Virgins in Heaven
These idiot jihadists are not greeted with 72 virgins. They are greeted by the same 72 women who have virgin-certificates. Ahhhhhh - what maroons!
These idiot jihadists are not greeted with 72 virgins. They are greeted by the same 72 women who have virgin-certificates. Ahhhhhh - what maroons!MasterCard LPGA - Michelle Wie
New sunglasses? $100
Matching outfit? $200
Nike Endorsements? $10,000,000
Having a "special place" to hold your putter?... Priceless!
Let your money do the talking votewise
Presidential and congressional candidates spent a combined total of $3 billion on the 2000 elections, compared to $2.2 billion in 1996 and $1.8 billion in 1992, according to the Center for Responsive Politics, a nonpartisan group that focuses on fund raising and its effects on public policy. When You Are Stuck in a Tree
Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you've gotten yourself into.
Aksa Martyrs Brigades Pulling a Saddam
Israeli troops arrive at the site of an attack on a military post near Kibbutz Kerem Shalom on the border with Gaza.Murtha`s Audience reduced by FBI
So Murtha's advice is for us to pull another shameful Mogadishu? Unfortunately, the yellow bastard Clinton's retreat from Somalia only made the world less safe since Somalia once again has become a haven for terrorists.Kelo, Eminent Domain and Economic Revitalization
Blade Runner, 1982, Ridley Scott The high-tech future of a polluted planet being abandoned for off-world colonies and the remaining society run as a police state
Tort Reform - We need to stop these idiots from suing
A Long Island jury said yesterday that Benihana was not responsible for the death of Jerry Colaitis whose wife claimed he was done in by a sizzling shellfish projectile. ABC hides news of Black Muslims involved in Terror
Black Muslims a greater threat than al-Qaeda. Arabs are not the problem because not all Arabs are Muslims. And certainly Blacks are not a problem because not all Blacks are Muslims.Eulogy
WALTER (DUKE) JOHN HODNOVICH, 85, of Clearwater, Fla., formerly of MIDDLETOWN, NJ died Saturday, June 17, at Hospice Woodside, Pinellas Park, Fla. He was a driver for Paul's Trucking, Woodbridge, for 20 years, retiring in 1990.What if Jews were Insulted?
This London Protester obviously is learning something interesting in her Muslim school.THE JEWS BEHIND DA VINCI CODE
If you didn't know any better, you'd have to think that the David Duke website is a front for the Zionist Organization of America in the way that they keep pounding home how smart, clever, and outright brilliant these pesky Jews are!And they lived happily ever after
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, and even a plate of sushi.
Goodbye Dan Rather - CBS, We Knew It When You Blew It.
Here's some sad info to ponder: Dan Rather, who is known by some as the inventor of news, will be leaving CBS.
Happy Father`s Day to Dads who can`t be here today
I wasn't going to write anything today but I decided I have to write something even though my Father-in-Law died yesterday.
My own father died 20 years ago and Saturday my wife's dad, the man I also called "Dad" for the last 30 years passed away peacefully at the age of 86.
Why Muslims like to be amputated, tortured and abused
Islam is a religion of damaged goods. It spreads the same way child abuse and pedophilia spreads. Here is a picture of the Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon Him, with his child bride of 9 years old.
Natan Sharansky Talks with Bloggers MP3
Tim of The Heritage Foundation put together a bloggers' conference call with Natan Sharansky (clearly a man with an eye on the future.) He addressed the Western strategy of engaging the Iranian regime as well as the systematic destruction of Christian, Jewish, and Muslim artifacts on the Temple Mount in Jerusalem by the Muslim authority that has jurisdiction over the area.UAW take GM, Delphi buyouts - US Needs to Dump entire Union
Japanese compact car maker Suzuki Motor Corp and General Motors Corp's Opel division are working together to develop another small car but have not yet decided where to build it - one place they shouldn't consider is Detroit.
Egypt: Get into the Modern World
On May 7, Egyptian blogger Alaa Abd El-Fatah was arrested there during a protest. As part of the world-wide response, several other bloggers have have created the Free Alaa blog to chronicle his ongoing detention and legal troubles.
FBI Recruits Sought for Porn Squad
When China asked Google to censor its searches, see my story here the United States stayed silent. Why? Simple, how can the US condemn China when this administration wants the exact same thing?
When the whole world condemns China for executing thousands of non-violent offenders, the US remains equally silent and for the same reason.
Immigration Issue in Texas, California and Florida
LATEST POLLING IN TEXAS, CALIFORNIA, AND FLORIDA SHOWS:
Forty-three percent of all surveyed say that immigration is a serious problem.
Bury Zarqawi and Praise him
Members of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's family gather in a tent in his hometown of Zarqa to mourn the death of the notorious terrorist leader.
The family of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi wants to bury him in his hometown, but Jordan vowed the terror leader who killed Jordanians in a triple hotel bombing would never "stain" the country's soil.
Blogging the Truth
Some of my readers have emailed me asking how they can be sure I am reporting information to them accurately in my blog posts. After all, the MSM has all these procedures in place to vet their reports before getting published.I hope this photo of my blog-office will make it clear that I am not full of crap when I blog.
Employment Manual
If you need more time to finish your daily work, then by all means work longer. However, you will not be paid more to complete work you should have done in 8 hours.
Zarqawi's 72 Virgins Await him.
US Warplanes Bomb Innocent Villagers Drinking Tea
U.S. Warplanes dropped two 500-pound bombs on innocent villagers in a quiet city in Diyala Province. Close friends and family gathered for a meeting to discuss local matters over tea when they were indiscriminately killed. Among the dead were a spiritual adviser Sheik Abdul Rahman and a community outreach organizer named Ahmad Fadhil Nazzal al-Khalayla.
New Canadian Currency: Thwarting Islamic Terror
Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen. Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting.The Canadians have decided to redesign their currency to prevent the radical Islamists from even touching it! It is also hoped that this will have a positive effect on tourism:
Owoooo Lorraine Bracco On the Couch
It is just as Lorraine Bracco, who plays Tony's therapist, Dr. Jennifer Melfi, suggested on the CBS Early Show in March prior to the year's first episode: "I think it's a sadder season."
Here is why they should not allow cameras at the Statue of Liberty:
The Lord Came Onto Noah - 666
In the year 2006, on the sixth day of the year, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans."
In the End, there will only be Muslim Men
Tired of playing second fiddle to men in conservative Saudi Arabia, five women decided if you can't beat them, join them. Polish Joke and a Beautiful girl
I was born of Jewish and Polish parents in 1945 so I am actually able to enjoy both sides of the above joke. I speak Polish fairly well, but my Yiddish is Ukh un vey, if you know what I mean.
When someone takes a picture of cheese, what do they say?
