Things Thirteen 07/27/06 from Planck's Constant

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Here are Thirteen Photos for this Thursday and some captions I thought appropriate.

I am often asked how I manage to run a business in New York, another in New Jersey, write a blog, work out, hit the speed bag, walk a few miles every day and still have time to hug and kiss my wife. Does this answer your question?

Here's a quick Muslim quiz: One of these females is too drunk to resist sexual advances. Which one do you take advantage of?

Achmed's Slave Market has a special this week on Infidel Virgins.

1) When you have to go - when you're on the go.
2) Our delivery boys will never give you any crap.

1) Cindy Sheehan denies that she has gotten off her fast.
2) Sometimes thongs just won't do the job.
3) Cindy Polelick, takes a lunch break from her job as a phone sex hostess.

Joan left a hint that she knows her husband is cheating on her.

1) 9/11 was an inside job of the Bush administration
2) It is extremists that have hijacked Islam - the Religion of Peace
3) It is not treason to merely inform the enemy of classified secrets by way of the NY Times

Reason number 18 why you should not get drunk with your high school buddies.

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Oh -that gas! It feels like I just farted a Chihuahua.

11)

I don't understand why we have to fight the Muslims. Can't we just negotiate?

12)

The Iranian patent on the new automated coffee vending machine was a great success.

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