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Here's a quick Muslim quiz: One of these females is too drunk to resist sexual advances. Which one do you take advantage of?

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4)

Achmed's Slave Market has a special this week on Infidel Virgins.

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1) When you have to go - when you're on the go.
2) Our delivery boys will never give you any crap.

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1) Cindy Sheehan denies that she has gotten off her fast.
2) Sometimes thongs just won't do the job.
3) Cindy Polelick, takes a lunch break from her job as a phone sex hostess.

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7)

Joan left a hint that she knows her husband is cheating on her.

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1) 9/11 was an inside job of the Bush administration
2) It is extremists that have hijacked Islam - the Religion of Peace
3) It is not treason to merely inform the enemy of classified secrets by way of the NY Times

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Reason number 18 why you should not get drunk with your high school buddies.

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10)

Oh -that gas! It feels like I just farted a Chihuahua.

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11)

I don't understand why we have to fight the Muslims. Can't we just negotiate?

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12)

The Iranian patent on the new automated coffee vending machine was a great success.

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This photo comes with its own caption.

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For more of my articles like this see Meta, -Thursday Thirteen

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