
Here are Thirteen Viruses for your computer to avoid:
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The Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
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My Top 13 Posts to August 31 2006 and Alicia Machado again tops the list

In the old days [before the 1990s] when people died, what persisted beyond their deaths were their clothes, perhaps some trophies on a mantle and family photo albums. Eventually the clothes would be worn out or given to the Salvation Army, the trophies put in storage and then one day sold for 50 cents in a yard sale...

What is so striking about the "beatification" of the woman who styled herself "Mother" Teresa is the abject surrender, on the part of the church, to the forces of showbiz, superstition, and populism.

In 1969 my brother and I visited the most beautiful country in the world: Croatia, although at the time it was called Yugoslavia.

I wrote about Pluto back in May when it was still a planet. The subject was the New Horizons spacecraft, the first mission to the last planet, the initial reconnaissance of Pluto-Charon and the Kuiper Belt, and exploring the mysterious worlds at the edge of our solar system. Track the New Horizons spacecraft on its journey to Pluto and beyond!

There's nothing more important than the ability to laugh at ourselves. Although I am an atheist, I say thank god that George Bush was President in 2001.

Then I get this email telling me that when I apply the epithet "idiots" to those with whom I disagree, I am guilty of using the logical phallacy, oops, Freudian slip, I mean using the logical fallacy of "Ad Hominem". Instead of attacking the arguments and premises of my opponent, I attack on the basis of some irrelevant fact, like his intelligence.

In my companion piece Aljazeera more truthful and balanced than the NY Times, I asked why leftist Jews who run the NY Times are more anti-Israel than Al Jazeera

Why is it that leftist Jews who run the NY Times are more anti-Israel than Al Jazeera?

I am adding a new category: the Top 13 Posts read by my readers in the past week.
Here to start off is Alicia Machado.

I would prefer that the US give nothing at all to Lebanon and ask that Iran and Syria pay for all the damage done to both countries.

In my companion piece Aljazeera more truthful and balanced than the NY Times, I asked why leftist Jews who run the NY Times are more anti-Israel than Al Jazeera.

Either you recognize that we are entering WWIII or you can bury your head in Arabian sand [which I am told is very, very fine and unsuitable for construction so that the Saudis have to import sand!]

This is a design by Portuguese fashion designer Fatima Lopes, the model is not flat, reutered or photoshopped and has no business being in this blog post. I have no clue why she is even pictured here.

Bus fare to anti-war protest rally - $0.50
Paint and canvas protest signs - $32.00
Asking Bernie at plancksconstant.org to translate your anti-American slogans – Priceless.

When topless photos of art teacher Tamara Hoover first came to light a few months ago I was not interested in the story or seeing naked images of high school teachers.

I can't believe I snagged this exclusive interview with Howard Dean to get his views on the federal NSA ruling from that idiot U.S. District Judge Anna Diggs Taylor.

Want to see what Muslims say they are fighting for? Want to see all the land that was stolen from them by the Jews? Want to see how the Zionists have cornered Muslims into such a small, constricted, confined area that they cannot even breathe?

OK, someone Reutered this photo of a beautiful woman with three breasts:
But that is not the way Muslims see that photo. A Muslim will look at this woman and say, "Oh Merciful Allah, you have given your poor servant Mujib a woman with three breasts to make up for the loss of his goat, how delightful!"

I know that Mel Gibson feels sorry for his past remarks about Jews but I already forgave him so this is really unnecessary:

The blogosphere is lit up with posts that declare "Israel Lost" in Lebanon. That conclusion is reached because:
1. Israel didn't win
2. Hezbollah didn't lose
3. Israel accepted a ceasefire without declawing Hezbollah...

So what's all the buzz about Muhammad al-Mahdi, August 22nd, and our favorite raving lunatic President of Iran?

Want to see something hilarious? Want to fall on the floor busting your gut with laughter? Then look at these images of Bush as Hitler. The photos [disclaimer - yes, they are photoshopped] are not humorous; what is humorous is that leftists who trivialize the memory of one of the world's most evil creature by comparing him to George Bush

Undercover federal air marshals on board a June 29 Northwest airlines flight from Detroit to LAX identified themselves after a passenger, "overreacted,” to a group of middle-eastern men on board, federal officials and sources have told KFI NEWS.

We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business.
We can absolutely guarantee NO WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS!

A recently unearthed To-DO list belonging to Osama Bin Laden shows that the terror leader is a hands on, detail-minded administrator. Nothing is too small for his attention. I have culled the top 13 things on his to-do list. Enjoy:

Ladies and gentlemen, leaders of the world. I, the Prime Minister of Israel, am speaking to you from Jerusalem in the face of the terrible pictures from Kfar Kana.
Ladies and gentlemen, leaders of the world. I, the Prime Minister of Israel, am speaking to you from Jerusalem in the face of the terrible pictures from Kfar Kana.

This is a message from a Gold Star Dad. His son was in Michael's battalion, who died in Iraq in April, as you can see below. It was posted on a Yahoo group for the 1/1 deployment.

Paris Hilton will not have sex with Bernie of Planck's Constant: "People think I sleep with everyone, but I'm not like that, I will not sleep with Bernie from Planck's Constant.

First let me confess: I, too, used photo-shopped images and I am deeply ashamed. Here are the offending images and the links to the articles that used them.

I came to the Hebrew University in Jerusalem to study mathematics-physics in 1965. I was 20 years old and it was the first time, other than coming to America in 1949, that I traveled so far. I was not brought up at all religious by my once-Orthodox Jew father.

First, I have to say something about Muslims: Is there a race or culture with so ugly a face as Muslims? Is it because they grow up with so much vile hatred for infidels that it gets reflected in their faces?

It is liberals, especially Jewish liberals, whose misplaced sense of tolerance, has blinded them to the Islamic barbarity raging outside the window.

Hezbollah Public Relations Spokesman Hassan Shar-Mootah announced proof that Israel was using secret, Mossad-Trained Ztealth (MTZ anti-Hezbollah or Matzbollah) Gerbils to kill innocent Hezbollah children.

In Jerusalem, CNN journalist Lotta Twotta (formerly of the New York Times) heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time.

I forgive Mel Gibson for his anti-Semitic remarks. Why should I, an atheist-Jew, suddenly find in my heart Christian compassion and mercy? Possibly because I see much of it missing from supposedly compassionate and merciful followers of Christ.

If you are a Muslim you will find the following video a complete waste of time since it's only purpose is to entertain rather than teach how to conduct a Jihad against infidels.

If you are almost anywhere in the US while reading this it is probably very, very hot. In that spirit I offer a really hot photo of South Beach Thong.