
It turned a bit cold and wet these past few days here in Jersey and it got me to thinking how boring it must be to live in Saudi Arabia where there is only one season.

Every few weeks my hits from Islamic countries begin to dwindle. No, they don't come here to read my Islamophobic rants. What lures my faithful readers from Yemen and Saudi Arabia to come here is scantily clad women.

13 reasons you know you are living in 2006: mom on cell phone1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries....

Alicia Machado
Here are the Top 13 Posts to Sept 27, 2006

Imagine yourself a savage pedophile with delusions of military grandeur and a desire to create a new religion based on complete submission to you and your desires. You take a look at the two dominant religions of the day and you pick the most brutal parts out of each.

In my previous post about Dog Bites - National Disgrace, I mentioned that poorly socialized dogs were part of the problem; here is another: dressing them in embarrassing and humiliating costumes:

A young woman was having a meal at the restaurant and suddenly began to experience intense chest pains. Nothing her friends or the restaurant personnel did would relieve the pain.

Q: What do female Muslims use for birth control?
A: Their faces. [See photo]

Malibu Ca (AP) -- Scientists say human bones unearthed during a road excavation on the Caltrans Project that date back 10,000 years could be part of "one of the most important archaeological finds in North America."

The Saudi secret service is now convinced that the Al-Qaeda founder died. If it's confirmed soon, that information could help American president George Bush, whose party is trailing in the polls less than two months from the elections.

Minneapolis-St. Paul is concerned that its taxi service is deteriorating. Citing their religious beliefs, some Muslim taxi drivers from Somalia are refusing to transport customers carrying or suspected of carrying alcohol.

Sadly, the Jews who do control the few major papers are liberal idiots who want to see Israel destroyed simply to spite the Christian Right because they support Israel. How sick is that?

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table and next to them, a single red rose!

If a person carries on a conversation with someone he believes is a leprechaun, or believes that Islam poses no terror threat to the Western World, then it is no epithet to call him an idiot for that is what he is.

What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?

When I was thirteen years old (1958) I wanted to make explosives. By reading hundreds of chemistry texts I eventually learned how, although in the process I came across so many Greek words that I began then to search for interesting looking words in books devoted to unusual words. I came across callipyginous. I have used the word throughout my life as a mere mortal. Now that I have entered the divine universe of blogging I would like to see the word used more throughout the blogosphere.

For many men, especially those who are not extremely rich or powerful or famous, it can sometimes be intimidating to approach a beautiful woman and offer some smalltalk to break the ice. However, the right t-shirt can help the conversation get started. So what do you say to a girl wearing a Google tee-shirt?

The new al-Qaida field commander in Afghanistan is calling for Muslims to leave the U.S. – particularly Washington and New York – in anticipation of a major terror attack to rival Sept. 11, according to an interview by a Pakistani journalist.

Pope Benedict's quote that Mohammed's command to "spread by the sword the faith he preached" was "evil and inhuman" was not met with scholarly rebuttals or countered with learned quotes from theological sources but with violence.

As I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was late for an important interview, my eye fell upon one of those obviously unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days.

Muslim protesters shouting, "We don't know what a pope is, or who he is, but he misrepresents Islam and must die, we are not ignorant and violent."

Steve Centanni, Fox News: "I hope that this never scares a single journalist away from coming to Gaza to cover the story because the Palestinian people are very beautiful and kind hearted.”

Christine Dolce
Top 13 Posts to Sept 14, 2006

In less than a week Anousheh Ansari will become the first Muslim in space as well as the first female space tourist and first Iranian in space. One wonders why, then, there are no Muslims in Star Trek or other Sci-fi thrillers.

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

Before 9/11 the only view I had of the New York City skyline was from the top floor of my home in New Jersey.

Clinton said, "there was never any thrusting, nor was there an affair, if by affair you mean thrusting. I gave Monica some lessons on how to play a flute was all. Unfortunately at the time I didn't have a flute handy, so we improvised."

"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once.'"

Top 13 Posts to Sept 7, 2006 - here is Alicia Machado

Und to the two Juden in the front row, sieg heil, fur dose who don't know what that means, I'll explain it zu you," he declares. "In German it means: 'I'm going zu kill you.'"

OK, this is how it works in America: first comes the technology, then the sex industry moves in and helps spread the technology through their marketing and advertising. We have seen it with video tapes and then the Internet. Will sex robots be the next big thing in the sex industry?

I leased a new Lexus 350 and had to return to the dealer the next day to complain that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

the recent warnings to the West to Convert or Die will not end there. Conversion will not be enough; everything that we hold dear in Western Culture will have to go. And I'm not just talking about giving up religious freedom, I mean everything:

I came to America in 1949. The next year I was in kindergarten in New York City. Right after school my mother would drop me off at the RKO theater near 149th Street and Broadway.

A recent study indicates that young males learn better under male teachers than under female teachers. On the other hand, a previous Australian study has countered that belief.