
In Touch Magazine recently did a scientific study and concluded that Scarlett owned the best pair of breasts in Hollywood, followed closely by Jessica Simpson and Salma Hayek;

Each holiday we became more and more accomplished at our carving and cutting. 25 years ago, I taught my sons the ancient art of pumpkin carving. Now I teach it to my granddaughter and in the fullness of time she will teach it to her children and grandchildren.

I've come across a few bloggers who are not going to let their children celebrate Halloween this year. The reason? They think it is a pagan holiday. Here's a flash for you: All Christian Holidays are based upon pagan festivals.

There are 6 Chinese Nobel Laureates, almost the same number as Arab Nobel Laureates. Let me explain how they are related. But first, some background.

Amazingly China knows they have exactly 46,702 women sex workers in Yunnan and Sichuan. In addition, I am surprised that the Chinese cannot take on a project like this without help from the British. They are sitting on an ocean of trade dollars. I guess if the West is stupid enough to hand out the money there will always be those eager to receive donations.

So this juicy meat theory is nothing new to Islamic Clerics. And as for "If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab (veil), no problem would have occurred..." Well, that is not quite true. Many Muslim men rape their wives, daughters, servants, house guests, or goats whether they are veiled or not - it's just the Muslim thing to do.

When divine objects plop out of chickens' assholes we do not see any Muslims running around butchering blasphemous chickens. But let Burger King's Ice Cream lids appear slightly similar in script to the Arabic 'Allah' and they have a cow.

Today, the French newspapers Le Figaro and Le Monde carry articles warning that police fear that riots on the scale of those which took place last year are ready to flare up again.

Our new military is filled with children of well-to-do parents who cannot wait to go to fight in Iraq. That is why the anti-war movement cannot take off in this country: those who don't want to fight don't have to.

Although Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni (March 6, 1475 – February 18, 1564), commonly known as Michelangelo was only 17 when Columbus discovered America, he made a point of knowing the most important characters of the time and incorporating them into his paintings.

Muslim cab drivers that violate the law by refusing to pick up blind fares that have guide dogs for reasons of religious conscience should not be in the taxi business. Similarly Jehovah's Witnesses should not open a hospital.

There came a time after the Creation of Man that God wanted to choose a people to be a light unto all peoples and to be unto Him a kingdom of priests, and a holy nation to proclaim His Message to the world.

I recently read a sad article that each year in the United States, 22 million dogs are abandoned. The average length of time most people keep a dog is only two years — but the average lifespan of a dog is 15 years.

Yesterday I was walking in New York's Chinatown when I saw an Italian fellow gesturing madly while he was talking on his cellphone. I wondered Why? No one on the other end could see the gestures. So here are 13 hand gestures I see all the time:Smacksmv.jpg

In my post last month of Devon Aoki - Muslim Repellent - Muslim Honey Pot I displayed a snake-wrapped Devon Aoki to tantalize my Muslim readers. A few of you have complained that I didn't spend enough time blogging about this petite, Asian pastry. So for those of my readers who do not know who the hell is Devon Aoki, I present the following info:

Rising numbers of undocumented immigrants from Mexico and Central America are streaming into Texas to give birth, straining hospitals and costing taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars, health officials say.

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines: one line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Although I was born in Uzbekistan we lived in Weinsheim Germany for two years in an apartment building not too much different than the photo here before finally coming to Ellis Island in December of 1949. I was almost 5 years old and spoke only German when I entered kindergarten in the New York City public school system (PS 153).

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TEHRAN, Iran - Not content with pelting European embassies with Molotov cocktails to protest against cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad, Iranians have decided to rename the "Danish pastries” relished by this nation of cake lovers.

I paid a Mexican immigrant 50 bucks (along with a $100 deposit) to get on line early and wait a few hours at a game store to pre-order Sony's PlayStation 3.

Our useful, liberal idiots really screwed up the works this time with their incessant, moronic whining. It is no wonder that little Kim Jong Il doesn't worry about faking any tests or even doing real ones. He reads the New York Times and knows that unless he actually drops a big one on Manhattan, the liberals have made it almost impossible for our government to invade any country anymore, even if we have all the best of possible reasons.

One of the reasons that I chose the name Planck's Constant for this blog is that the concept represents one true certainty in a universe filled with uncertainty.

In an update of a two-year-old survey that sparked wide disagreement, Johns Hopkins researchers now estimate that more than a half-million Iraqis have died as a result of the U.S.-led invasion and its bloody aftermath.

Yes, you on the Left cannot seem to grasp this, but cutting taxes on the people actually raise tax revenues and boosts the economy

On tonight's "Real Time With Bill Maher" Robin Williams made this idiotic remark: "100,000 Iraqis died" [because of our invasion of Iraq]. As if the number of deaths alone is proof that a war is wrong. In that case we should have stayed out of World War II.

For those who do not understand Eurospeak "Youth gangs" ="Muslim thugs". These riots might be the Muslim response to the recent election of right-wingers in Swedish Election.

As a guest blogger on Jihadi Du Jour, I wrote about Muslim taxi drivers who refused to transport customers carrying or suspected of carrying alcohol. Now comes news that a Muslim police officer was excused from guarding London's Israeli Embassy after he objected to the duty on 'moral grounds'.

A friend recently forwarded some pictures of yet another change to the Air Force dress uniform. The CSAF, Gen. Mosely, wants a more historic or period looking uniform to replace the current one that looks like a "cheap sport coat."

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Most people hold erroneous concepts in their head because of poor education. Schools do not teach the essentials that one needs to live in a modern world. I'm not talking about math or grammar, schools do not teach those either; I'm talking about how to handle cleaning fluids, how to boil eggs, how to use an escalator, etc.

I can no longer read any updates to the Amish School shooting when they start mentioning the ages of the children.

We are all familiar with the sad plight of naive, ignorant young girls from Minnesota who come to New York looking for glamorous jobs as starlets on Broadway or becoming famous models.

Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.

Many non-Jews when they hear of the Day of Atonement think it is a day set aside to atone for sins against their fellow man; it is not. It is a day to atone for sins against God. To atone for sins against another person, you have to right any wrongs that you committed against that person before Yom Kippur.