The Day Aliens Abducted my Brother
I'm not a UFO whacko, but what you are about to read actually happened, every word is true. This is not a joke, nor am I pulling your leg.
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I'm not a UFO whacko, but what you are about to read actually happened, every word is true. This is not a joke, nor am I pulling your leg.Fewer Illegals near Canadian Border
I wondered why there were so few illegals in our northernmost states. After a little careful research it became obvious that the Upstate NY Border Patrol was a significant barrier to illegals entering.
Islam will rule the world
A century ago Muslims represented about 12.4% of the world's population. Today it is almost 25%. By 2025 it will be the world's dominant religion. By 2100 it will be the only religion, assuming the Democrats stay in power.Turkish Protests of Pope Visit
In the summer of 1966, a round trip ticket, from Israel to Athens to Istanbul back to Israel cost $77.00 per person, so my girlfriend and I took a two-week Israeli vacation package during University recess.Michael Richards apologizes for Hurtful Words - Again
This was not the first time he had to apologize for his insulting behavior. I'm sure his apology on network TV sounded familiar to Seinfeld aficionados...
Things I have done
Here's an interesting meme: where one indicates what one has done in bold. I have added another dimension to the meme where I link to a blog entry describing the circumstance of the item done. At present, I have done more than 60% of the items on the list.Thanksgiving Turkey Tragedy
It looks like we may have to settle for a Thanksgiving Chicken this year. Our Thanksgiving Turkey, Tom, Tragically went missing this morning.
Ever Wonder How a Woman`s Brain Works?
Everyone knows what a typical male brain looks like.
What has been a mystery to science for millennia has been how the female brain works. Now through advanced technology and gaming simulation, it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:
Michael Richards Racial Outburst
One thing that seasoned standup comedians learn is how to handle hecklers. If this were not Michael Richards it would have simply been ignored as an out-of-control rant by an unknown comic.Meeting the girl of your dreams on MySpace
Bag of popcorn to eat on Friday night.... $3.49 Bottle of Coke to wash down the popcorn.....$1.09 MySpace account........Free Meeting the girl of your dreams on MySpace Friday night and having your KIDS point out her defect.....PRICELESS... Israel to Destroy the Power of Arab Oil
Israel has come up with something that will sap the economic strength from the Arab countries and others with huge oil reserves, while improving the economies of the rest of the world.
WORLD WAR III IS COMING
"It is our opinion that whoever claims the acceptability of any existing religion today-- other than Islam-- such as Judaism, Christianity and so forth, is a non-believer. He should be asked to repent, if he does not, he must be killed as an apostate because he is rejecting the Qur'an."Sony Playstation 3 US Launch Day - Over $3,000 on Ebay
Last night I waited in line in the soaking rain with about 800 other hopefuls in Union Square at Circuit City Store 3679 in New York City for one chance to win a Playstation 3 out of 100 up for grabs.
13 People to Blame for all the World`s Troubles
Interestingly, now that cowards and defeatists are in power in Congress and Senate, PRESIDENT Mahmoud Ahmadinejad boldly announced today that Iran was ready to take the "final step" in its nuclear program:
Long Wait for PS3s already started
Here's the scene outside a Best Buy in SOHO, lower Manhattan early this afternoon. There are 29 squatters already hunkering down for the long wait for PS3s which won't be available for another 36 hours.
Michael Jackson Dead?
Before I go into details of his possible death, a little background on how this could have come to pass. Three years ago Michael Jackson wanted to convert to Nation of Islam but unfortunately he did not have an arrest record and was therefore ineligible to join.Employee of the Month
Those of you who have read my Employment Manual know why I have a hard time getting Americans to work for me: I do not tolerate absenteeism, lateness, smoking, rude behaviour, hard drugs, alcohol abuse, laziness, goofing off, or sexual harassment (unless directed against me).Breaking News - Saddam has escaped!!!
Constant reader Bernard Wishnia sent me this email graphic image of Saddam Hussein on the run with two M1A1 Abrams close on his tail.
Wishful Thinking and the Threat of Islam
Back in 1980 I was the largest gold scrap dealer in New York. I bought millions of dollars every month of gold and silver, coins, currency, pearls, scrap jewelry, stamps, collectibles, antiques, ivory, and so on. Customers would bring in old gold to sell at any one of more than a dozen retail outlets in the city. I also had a number of stores in New Jersey.
My friend and attorney Bernard Wishnia sent me this sad email
If Hitler ran as a Democrat Jews would vote for him
Many blogs already reported that Keith Ellison had the support of the thousands of Somalis living in Minneapolis. These are the same bastards who refuse to carry passengers in their cabs if they suspect alcohol in the luggage. TT 13 Reasons Republicans Lost
It was easy to see why Republicans lost this year. As voters went to the booths Tuesday they were faced with the following 13 horrible facts:Britney Spears and that Snake
I am not interested in their divorce. I started writing this post about a yellow snake. Oh, you thought the title referred to Kevin Federline? No.Useful Idiots and the Elections of 2006
With the Democratic wins yesterday, the term "Useful Idiots" comes to mind. For some background on the expression read Thomas Sowell's Useful Idiots, Excerpt: LENIN is supposed to have referred to blind defenders and apologists for the Soviet Union in the Western democracies as "useful idiots." Take A Democrat to Vote Today
Since I live in New Jersey it is required by State Law that I pick up a Democrat and bring him to the voting booth today. Since Democrats in New Jersey tend to be of the flaming liberal kind, I have insulted everyone I know by calling them liberal idiots and as a consequence I could not find a Democrat willing to go to the polls with me. I didn't want to get fined so I asked my wife if she had any suggestions on how I could dig one up. Iranian Holocaust Cartoon Contest a Flop
Iran's competition for cartoons mocking the Holocaust drew a pitiful 204 entries from around the world and although Iranian newspapers announced the results of the competition they barely gave it any decent coverage. Not a single one even bothered to publish the winning cartoon pictured here.Ebay`s fault that Paypal is bombed
First eBay cancelled all the PS3 auctions because of fears that fraudsters would be selling pre-orders and be unable to actually deliver the item within their 30 day rule. beetle creates dangerous car traffic situation in Los Angeles
Drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles upon seeing a giant woman's pubis displayed on the front part of an oncoming car.How Islam Spreads
Islam is not spread by the sword alone. Sometimes it's by Judicial pressure and sometimes it's with Taqiyya. Before I explain please take this short quiz:Thai Halloween Party May End with Islamic Takeover
Visitors look at devil masks displayed during a Halloween promotions at a shopping center in Bangkok. In a city that loves to celebrate any holiday, Halloween is catching on not just as a kid's party at international schools but as a big night out on the town13 Stupid, Annoying Things
Actually there are more than 1300 hundred things that annoy me, so I will have to dole them out 13 at a time.Hillary Clinton is the Right Man for the Job
This was sent to me by an operative in the surveillance field. I am sharing it with friends, family and my readers on a need to know basis. I cannot vouch for its validity, but if it is true, it could very well rock the foundation of this country.
