Britney Spears and that Snake
By Bernie on 08 Nov 2006:
I am not interested in their divorce. I started writing this post about a yellow snake. Oh, you thought the title referred to Kevin Federline? No.
Actually, I was looking for the Forum for Science and Ethics Policy in Seattle on a talk by Dr. Dennis Schatz on the topic of "Making Science as Pervasive as Sports in Society.” When BOOM I see this photo of Britney Spears and a Yellow Snake. I don't follow Britney that closely (and not because I worry about my woodie bumping into her), and did not know the yellow snake photo is quite well known among her fans.
I said to myself "That snake looks familiar." So I go back to a previous post on Devon Aoki and sure enough it's the same snake; a little larger and older in the Aoki shoot but the same yellow python.
But since the snake title probably brought some of you here to read something about their divorce, here is a pdf of the petition for divorce. Never say I fail to satisfy my readers even if they get here on false pretenses.
Here's a photo of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline in better days wondering if their baby can float in the ocean:
Here's the happy couple oblivious to the fact that baby has floated away:
One may wonder why rich celebrity women pick such losers for their mates. I can only guess it's because they feel some psychological need to be punished in return for all the great fortune visited upon them by being celebrities. "I am so lucky, wealthy, famous, beautiful, talented - let me pick some idiot loser to marry and balance the universe."
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- Top 9 Occurrences Expected As A Result Of The Britney Spears/K-Fed Breakup from Political Satire Fake News - The Nose On Your Face
9. A series of hasty phone calls to Tom Arnold will be placed. 8. Slight shift in middle school girl's dreams from, I want to be a world-famous, married, pop-star with $100 million dollars to I want to be a ... [Read More]Tracked on November 9, 2006 07:37 AM
- Britney Spears and that Snake from People Pundit
It appears that Kevin Federline found out Britney Spears filed for divorce via text message. Wow, what a way to go out! Kevin Federline was sitting pretty with all that cash Britney has earned. Federline has filed for custody of their two kids and for... [Read More]Tracked on November 9, 2006 09:08 AM
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Why Are Celebs Still Making Sex Tapes? There are not a lot of things we, as a society, can learn from Rob Lowe. The pretty-boy actor and Montecito resident can't teach us, for example, how to express genuine emotion in front of a camera. Or, for that ... [Read More]Tracked on December 13, 2006 09:17 PM
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