WORLD WAR III IS COMING
By Bernie on 18 Nov 2006:
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you, no one gives a shit about 140 million Muslims.
Related: Dr. Robert A. Morey - Will Islam Cause WWIII?, Excerpt:
The Muslim's Belief by Shaikh Muhammad as-Saleh al-Uthaimin:"It is our opinion that whoever claims the acceptability of any existing religion today-- other than Islam-- such as Judaism, Christianity and so forth, is a non-believer. He should be asked to repent, if he does not, he must be killed as an apostate because he is rejecting the Qur'an."
The Hashmonean - Iran on the War Path, Excerpt: The Mullahs are blustering up a storm, in the past week alone Iran has made three separate yet interlinked boasts regarding their military capabilities. No doubt this is part in parcel of the effort to appear somewhat competent in the face of the vastly superior military forces Iran faces, should their illicit Nuclear program degenerate into a full scale conflict involving Allied Air Strikes, either through Nato, the USA, or Israel.
My previous post - August 22 - End of the World -12th Imam - Muhammad al-Mahdi
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- *heh* Indeed. Of course, I kinda think of the Seventy Years' War that overlapped WWII and spent 2/3 of its time masquerading as a "Cold War" as WWIII... (another war won by the West). But only 140 million Muslims? Pikers. Just think of how pretty a buncha radioactive glass parking lots would look from space... And, with the high albedo they'd impart, along with the temporary removal of Middle Eastern oil from the world's economy (and the resultant need to switch to clean, safe nuclear power for much of the West's needs) surely the Greenie Weenies would be happy with the solution? Only 140 million Muslims. Man, that's low-balling it...
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