Happy New Year 2007
1997: My wife and I took a New Year's Eve Cruise on the Red Boat to Bahamas. The ads looked so romantic: champagne and auld lang syne and fireworks in the middle of the ocean.
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1997: My wife and I took a New Year's Eve Cruise on the Red Boat to Bahamas. The ads looked so romantic: champagne and auld lang syne and fireworks in the middle of the ocean.Wii kicks PS3`s Butt
PS3 Prices have plummetted and stores are even getting returns. Why? One word...Russell`s Paradox and the Execution of Saddam Hussein
Here is the Unexpected Hanging Paradox:A man condemned to be hanged was sentenced to die within 30 days. The prisoner was told by the judge that he would be hanged at noon on one of the next 30 days and on a day that he would not be expecting it. The judge promised that this execution would be followed exactly to these two conditions.
13 Ways Terrorists Can Avoid Arrest
These 13 tips are useful for everyday rapists, armed robbers, drug dealers and other criminals as well. I know what you are thinking: "why would anyone in his right mind offer advice to the most violent, vicious, and vile elements of society on how to avoid getting arrested?" Well, it's not my advice - I simply have scoured US and UK police guidelines on how law enforcement should behave and operate around Muslim suspects.Osama Bin Laden still MIA
Perhaps I'm wrong and Osama is quietly enjoying a Big Mac Camel-Burger in downtown Islamabad, but he's not been heard from since September 23 2006 ...
Young Children cannot be sexual predators
Let me tell you who is the sexual pervert in this case: the teacher's aide. Unless the child slipped his face between her naked b**bs and did a motorboat and then slapped her face with his p*nis a few times - it is not sexual harassment. This is a four year old doing what all four year olds like to do: hug and show affection.Iran Proves Holocaust just a Hoax
Jews will immediately recognize these to be ordinary Chanuka Bears. When Jews are not being apes and pigs and need to hibernate for a long time they turn into these lovable creatures. These Bears are in fact the answer to a question the BBC recently posed: Why are Jews at the 'Holocaust denial' conference?
Christmas Babes
So if you're not at the office click on the NSFW photo above for the full view plus a gallery of a few other Christmas babes I've come across. Six Weird Things About Me
Although I am not gay, I have roomed with over 100 strange men.
I know over 30,000 jokes and can keep a wedding table in stitches for the entire evening. In addition, I can supply the punchline to almost any joke simply by hearing the first few words. My wife married me because I made her laugh. She's still laughing.
TT 13 things - what is it?
Here are 13 examples of something each of these people have, can you guess what it is?Libya sentences medics to death - and that`s a good thing
Before I tell you why it's important for these medical workers to die, here's a little background:
In 1995, seven years after the terrorist bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 the US and the UN applied sanctions and other pressures on Libya to induce Colonel Muammar Gaddafi to give up two of the suspected bombers to stand trial in a neutral country. One of these men was Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, former Libyan intelligence officer, head of security for Libyan Arab Airlines, and director of the Center for Strategic Studies in Tripoli. Gaddafi finally gave in and in early 1999 turned the two over to the Netherlands.Let your kids have the Pacifier
There's a reason they call it a pacifier. It quiets down your kids. There is a reason that the world is filled with crying, bawling, yelling, irritating, and whining liberals. Their parents didn't give them a binky.Muslim Cruises and Islamic Travel
I have written a number of posts insisting that if Islam took over the world it would be the end of civilized life.Potato Latke Recipe - Chanuka Memories
My wife came in and turned the radio on and within moments my boys and their wives were covering their plates with the most delicious potato pancakes in New Jersey. I like to top mine with sour cream, my wife likes apple sauce and my oldest nephew puts (urghhh) ketchup on his. Chanukah 2006 - The Carnival of Lights
In a moment I will tell my non-Jewish friends what Chanukah celebrates, but first I have to tell you that no Jewish Holiday is possible without Jewish mothers. My mother made potato latkes so delicious you could eat them plain, but even better when topped with sour cream or apple sauce.TT 13 Prescriptions and what Doctors really Mean
The ancient Greeks dreamed of medicines so powerful they could cure all diseases and prolong life indefinitely. From this desire came Panacea, the daughter of the Greek god of medicine. Donald Trump, Poltergeists, and Disaster in 2030
You're looking live at a rendering for the proposed Trump International Hotel & Tower SoHo, a 45-story tower slated for Spring Street between Varick and Sixth Avenue.
Hu`s On First - Video
If you're over 45 this routine will most likely be even more hilarious to you just for nostalgia's sake.
Scarlett Johansson and Jean Harlow
The early 30s before the Hays Code began to be enforced was a great period in Hollywood when "anything goes" was a ruling theme. Modern viewers would hardly get excited over the bra-less Harlow in the photo above, but since I have always been a dirty old man, even in my youth, it still excites me.Not Just the Veil - New Islamic Fashions
While some Muslim countries like Saudi Arabia have their Religious Police enforcing the wearing of the abaya, Indonesia last week hosted the world's first ever fashion show of Islamic clothing. James Kim - GPS and the Irony of His Death
A San Francisco man who got stranded with his family in the snowy wilderness had taken a wrong turn in the car down a logging road that is normally blocked by a gate ...
The Power of Google
Last September Belgian newspapers complained about being included in Google News and cache, and got a court ruling to force Google to remove those newspapers from their services.
Bush Was Right - we`ll have to fight them here
Liberal Idiots have been disputing President Bush's often repeated assertion that "we fight them there so we don't have to fight them here" as fear-mongering and that the fighting in Iraq is nothing more than native Iraqis fighting for power and turf.The Carnival of Lights - Chanukah
I have been asked by Adam's Blog to host a Carnival of Chanukah this year. Oy, Vey! How do I host something no one can spell? Hannukah, Hanukkah, Channuka, Chanukah, two k's or one?
Why It`s Important to Understand English
When I got back from Toronto last month I had some Canadian dollars [see my post on Canada's efforts to combat terrorism] I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at my local bank. The Difference Between Liberals and Conservatives
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer or to bring the beer to man. These were the foundations of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1. Liberals; and
2. Conservatives.
Idiocracy - A world filled with Liberals and Muslims
Sometimes you can tell just from a plot outline whether a movie will be entertaining or not. For example, I would pass on "a family gets lost and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo". On the other hand, this plot outline for Idiocracy sounded promising: "Private Joe Bowers, the definition of "average American", is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program.For Gods Sake - Stop Helping Africa
What I'm about to say will sound so outrageous that I have to preface my article by saying this is no satire. I mean every word: let the Africans die. And not because I am insensitive to the lives of all those poor starving and dying children but because my heart breaks over it.
