Eye Tests for Men
Here's an experiment: Click on this image - but don't look at it yet. First, take a big swig of vodka, spin around quickly 10 times, then stare at the image for about 20 seconds. You should immediately vomit and then pass out. I just saved you about 60 bucks and a night out at the pub. When you come to, you will have a terrible hangover but be pleased with yourself that
- You saved money
- You didn't wake up with a transexual named Daniela
- a video of you drunk and half-naked isn't circulating on YouTube
- Your car is not stuck in a tree
- You didn't wind up married to Paris Hilton
This Yiddish Eye-Test Chart [American, late 19th, early 20th century] sold for $8,050.
There is no need for Arabic eye-charts since Muslims see Jews behind everything anyway.