Sports Balls and Corporate Structure
By Bernie on 19 Jan 2007
With so many new immigrants coming to this country I thought it would be a public service to inform our new potential citizens of how playing sports relates to corporate structure. I have embellished this Internet email with photos from Flickr. Click on image of sports ball for view of original image and photo author.
The sport of choice for the urban poor: BASKETBALL
The sport of choice for maintenance level employees: BOWLING
The sport of choice for front-line workers: FOOTBALL
The sport of choice for supervisors: BASEBALL
The sport of choice for middle management: TENNIS
The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers: GOLF
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The Conclusion:
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
I, on the other hand, still like to play with marbles. The only person who plays with anything smaller is the Pope with his Rosary Beads.
Here are some interesting sports photos:
1. Beauty Football 12, 2. Band football (2/2), 3. Big football,
4. Canadian Football Hall of Fame, 5. baseball, 6. Air,
7. after competition, 8. :D, 9. White and green
Disclaimer: All pictures are found on Flickr and are © to Flickr itself and to their uploaders. Flickr Mosaic made with Mosaic Maker
And for those who do not know what bowling is:
[Click on image(s) for larger view]
For more of my articles like this see Emails, Humor
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