As I usually do each day I scour the Internet for beautiful women, and yes, even for beautiful Muslim women. In my previous post Abu Hamza al-Masri and his evil eye some female commenters wrote that Abu and all terrorists like him are ugly because their insides are rotten and ugly. I believe that as long as Muslim men keep marrying women they cannot view before marriage, they will continue to breed ugly children. To present some balance in this matter I search far and wide for that most elusive of all creatures, a stunning Muslim woman.

When a reader sent me a link to Miss Saudi Arabia 2006 it was with some disappointment that I found out it was only a joke, although the camel photo was amusing.

And this tongue-in-cheek report didn't help me find my Muslim girl either:

Ya Libnan
27 Apr 2007,
Saudi tribe hopes to rival Miss Lebanon with Miss Camel

Saudi Arabia - The legs are long, the eyes are big, the bodies curvaceous. Contestants in this Saudi-style beauty pageant have all the features you might expect anywhere else in the world, but with one crucial difference -- the competitors are camels.

This week, the Qahtani tribe of western Saudi Arabia has been welcoming entrants to its Mazayen al-Ibl competition, a parade of the "most beautiful camels" in the desolate desert region of Guwei'iyya, 120 km (75 miles) west of Riyadh.

"In Lebanon they have Miss Lebanon," jokes Walid, moderator of the competition's Web site. "Here we have Miss Camel."