If you are a poor minority in this country who whines about how you are downtrodden and exploited by the man, we should offer $1,000 for you and your unmarried spouse, $1,000 each for kids numbered 1 to 4, $500 each for kids numbered 5 through 10, and $250 each for kids numbered 11 through 20.

If you are Muslim, same as above but we limit spouses to 4, and you get $100 each for kids numbered 21 though 54.

Just a word of advice to those of you who were burdened with a silly, African/Ebonic name like Shaniqwa or Jumbulaya: when you get to Africa you may want to change your name to those used by intelligent Africans like John or George. They already know something your mothers and fathers obviously didn't know: you do better in life with an American name no matter where you are born. But especially in America.

Of course, before we embark on such a program it would be wise to secure the borders to prevent double dipping.

We Should Pay Mothers Not to Have Children

There is another approach to eliminating undesirables from our country: I am vigorously opposed to abortion, however I think we should encourage abortion among undesirables by giving $500.00 to any poor mother who aborts her child. Now you may wonder why I would encourage abortion among the poor. Anyone who has read and analyzed the book Freakonomics, knows that the drop in violent crime in the past 24 years can be directly traced to a drop in violent criminals and that that drop can be directly traced to Roe v. Wade. Who would object to Hitler's mother having an abortion? Under these circumstances abortions are the humane thing to do. Certainly we all now know that one criminal in a lifetime can maim, kill, rape, and torture hundreds of innocent lives.

Since we do not have the will to forcible sterilize poor women, offering rewards for abortions for poor women is the most sane, humane approach I can think of.

Thankfully, white liberals tend to have almost no children so they will die out by themselves, although I wouldn't mind paying them to leave as soon as possible and die out somewhere else.

It happens that I am in favor of legal immigration and I have no problem if 100 million immigrants come in, as long as they are documented, vetted against disease and criminal tendencies, and learn English and become Americans, otherwise I don't want them.

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Related:

American Renaissance,
29 May 2007,
Majorities Of British, Germans And Italians Believe There Are Too Many Legal Immigrants In Their Country

In the United States, the battle on immigration has intensified as the White House and Congressional leaders debate over compromise legislation on this issue. But concerns over immigration and what to do about it are not limited to the U.S. Two-thirds (67%) of British adults, 55 percent of adults in both Germany and Italy and 45 percent of adults in Spain believe there are too many immigrants in their country. While a little less, one-third of adults in both France (32%) and the U.S. (35%) believe that their country has too many legal immigrants. One thing to note is that France is the only country where a majority (52%) believes the number of legal immigrants is about right.