Advice to Stanislav Shmulevich on proper way to flush the Koran
So here is my advice to Stanislav: "Go back and take a photo of the Koran swimming in the toilet and call it "Holy Sh*t Mohammed" and frame it.
So here is my advice to Stanislav: "Go back and take a photo of the Koran swimming in the toilet and call it "Holy Sh*t Mohammed" and frame it.Now if only the NY Times had some Credibility
it will be very difficult for liberals to accept victory because of their previously having so readily accepted defeatImmigrants did not make this country great
I am an immigrant and I'll say it again: "Immigrants did not make this country great."Letter to God
... the contract made between you and Abraham is up for renewal, and this memorandum is to advise you that after, yea, those many millennia of consideration, we've decided not to renew.In Islam, women are equal to men in all senses
if Muslim women looooooove being covered up, then why do you need to beat them, whip them, stone them, arrest them and kill them if they don't want to wear them? Islamic Russia and the End of Civilization
By 2050, Russia will be an Islamic nation controlling more than 5,830 nuclear warheads.
Muslim Lies
Muslim lies are so outrageous, so unbelievable, so divorced from reality that they become hilarious. By babies will they vanquish the West
Before the young girl reaches the age of nine a man may engage in all kinds of nasties to the young girl as long as there is no penetration, for example, sexual acts such as foreplay, rubbing, kissing and sodomy are allowed. 
Top 13 Posts to July 22 2007Drugs and the Never-ending War
I thought Nixon's idea of fighting a war on drugs which started the year before was futile and counter-productive and, after almost a trillion dollars spent, I still do.
Breastfeed all you want
I am amazed that so many people have a negative view of breast-feeding or think there is some magical, biological or moral cutoff period.
Get out of Iraq before we win
Harry Reid or as his friends call him, Harry Khalil Mohammed Khalid Ibrahimi el-Gamel-fokker Mousaka Moustafa al-Reid, has been trying very hard to get us to retreat before the surge in Iraq has a chance of success. How to get money back for Sunrocket VoiP
So I go to make a call on my SunRocket line and it's dead. I call custoemr service only to hear, "We are no longer taking customer service or sales calls. Goodbye." I also heard Nelson Muntz's "Ha-ha!" somewhere before the final click.
Al Gore and the Running of the Bulls
Oh Brother! Gore shoveling same bull in Tampa. (By the way, you have to visit Adeline and Hazel to see a very funny photo of a bull goring two assh*les, literally)
China Beats Our Meat
One of the saddest things to see is how Wal-Mart, by constantly forcing its vendors to come up with cheaper products each year eventually forces any local industry to set up shop in China where controls are almost non-existent and labor practices border on slavery. Mendle pays a Visit to Dr Kissinger
Mendle and his group heard that Dr Henry Kissinger lived nearby in Kent and so decided to pay him a visit. They knew that Kissinger was a secular Jew but thought it was worth a longshot to bring him some chalah. Americans Want Geographic labels on Food
I don't have as much a problem with Chinese products since I have never shopped in a Wal-Mart and never will. In fact, I have never even stepped into a Wal-Mart in my life.Muslim Dunkin Donuts - No Pork on my Fork
How about we don't sell anything anywhere that offends anyone anywhere? Wouldn't that be just fair?New Element Added to Atomic Chart
WOMEN: A Chemical Analysis
ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
OTA You go Girl
Sadly the world focuses on the hollow-cheeked, shallow-brained, callow-anticked types like Paris Hilton who add nothing to the world's store of knowledge War ends in Germany on this Day
My father grabbed me by my shoulders, and here I was ready to get an especially wicked beating, judging by the redness of his face, the bulging in his eyes, and the fact he was losing his voice, and then, quietly, with restrained agony, gently told me that this particular flag was a symbol of a great evil that destroyed almost every single living relative of ours.Why Young People are not educated
We see Jay Leno do it often: he asks young Americans if they know who Winston Churchill is or to name one Supreme Court Judge or if they know where Italy is. It's embarrassing to watch our youth display zero knowledge about history, geography, government, math or even basic literature.Liberalism causes stupidity and blindness
Do you think you can squint and make yourself stupid enough to think no one would have gotten hurt if those propane canisters had exploded with nails wrapped around them? Seems to be a lot of damage for a dud, eh?
Islam to West: It`s not you it`s me
I have long posted the view that it is Islam, Stupid, that is the problem and nothing to do with Iraq or our policies vis-a-vis Israel or the oppression of Muslims or anything else. It is Islam qua Islam that is the cause of terrorism in the world.TT 13 Reasons Turkey is not in the EU
what are the real reasons holding back Turkey's accession to EU membership? Here is one.
Glasgow - No Shortage of Heroes - Alex McIlveen
"This is San Francisco so what did we do wrong to deserve this attack? I'm sorry if the big bad policeman hurt you with his big, long, hard nightstick, but God you just have to love the uniform. Oh my, I could have been killed!"
If I were black I would be offended
Here is the real problem with race in America: Not segregation or anti-black discrimination, but that blacks are being treated preferentially in education. If there is one single thing that holds blacks back more than anything it is Affirmative action. the Copacabana will never close
I was 5 years old when my mother first started going to the original Copa in 1950. The one that just closed on West 34th Street was but a mere replica of the original on East 60th Street. Just Another Day of no terror
So here is just another average day, with no "War on Terror" going on, nothing to say about "Muslims" or "Islam":John Smeaton - a Hero for our times
"Here's to John. This man shows us that the law-abiding, honest, brave citizen is still very much with us."The Price of Virginity
one must not overlook the savings of buying a Mexican virgin right here in the US and avoiding all the expenses of traveling abroad. Mexico is the number one center for the supply of young children to North America.Why no one other than the US has ever used nuclear weapons
As to why we are the only nation that has ever used nuclear weapons, there are three reasons: 1) Because we used them when we had to. That has put the fear of god into many nations...
Not Enough Hysteria over Car Bombs
More useful idiots pointing out that the recent car bomb attempts in London and Glasgow Airport couldn't harm anyone and so we should simply ignore them, treat the news the same as "Farmer Brown's sheep wanders onto highway causing fender bender."
