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For Islamic thugs it's a win-win situation. If the IDF sees the children they hold their fire and they are safe or if the IDF mistakes the children for adults and kills the children, they are still safe
Now that Trouble, Leona Helmsley's pooch, has entered the world history books as a rich and famous dog, I was thinking this would be an appropriate time to list 12 other famous dogs of the modern era.
Of course, we may have to take into consideration that the dog deserves every penny, 12 mil may not be enough compensation for living with that bitch.
While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert their "mark" (or intended target) with a show of friendliness , the fourth -- the eldest -- sneaks in from behind the person's back to expertly rifle through his or her pockets and purses or bags for any valuables being carried.
I have to tell you, I'm a little disappointed with PETA's latest protest, "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" in Hollywood - August 20, 2007.
We may have one of the finest military in the world but when they play cover-your-ass, it's time to bring in soldiers who know how to take risks: the Israelis.
Before I tell you what FOKO is, let me take you through the dynamics of Slash and Burn...
When Castro finally does die though, that will not be the end, but the beginning of a revolution. Very few people know this but before Castro 'liberated' Cuba...
Here are some modern day celebrities that have some resemblance to my photo from 1964
Bruce Willis, made famous as the hero in the "Die Hard" movies will go back to school.
He'll play the role of a disliked principal in a new film.
My advice to Michael Vick if he really wants to get off without losing his career or sponsors: Convert to Islam. In Islam it is a blessing to kill dogs
Mothers sleep better if they sleep with their babies because the baby cries less, nursing is easier, and the baby goes to sleep faster and easier (allowing mother to get more sleep)
The sky was gloomy that morning as we waited anxiously. All the men, women and children of Piotrkow's Jewish ghetto had been herded into a square.
The Kartuzov family, shown in June 2007, drive away in their new UAZ-Patriot SUV, which they won as a grand prize in a regional contest titled: Give Birth to a Patriot on Russia's Independence Day.
Suppose the shoe bomber had instead been a female wearing exploding panties? Would women boarding airplanes be required to wear their panties on the outside?
I wanted to make some comments about the collapse and I had some very interesting notions in my head when I started this article.
In a feeble attempt to outdo the Iranians, Israel yesterday announced a useless discovery on the mechanism that spreads cancer.
He tempers his anger over the ejection of Muslims from Portugal and Spain 500 years ago and bides his time with the comfort of knowing that one day, all the world will be one Caliphate. 
It will probably cost the Chungs tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees to try to collect from this idiot. That he can manipulate the legal system to further harass these poor business people is proof that our tort system needs to be severely overhauled
Sadly, I do not have the balls of Jack Sparrow to let you see me in pirate gear and garb. Perhaps when I'm laid to rest I'll release those photos. Not because a pirate outfit makes me look silly; rather because it makes me look like a bloodthirsty, barbaric, savage Muslim buccaneer.
One of the problems with being on vacation is that it's very difficult to make perfect hardboiled eggs. The reason for this is that the main ingredient is two-week-old eggs. 
I say that we should respect Islam and the Qur'an in the same proportion and degree as Islam respects other religions and religious Holy books; that is to say, not at all.
After 9/11, unless you have a very, very good reason, you should not buy devices that look like pipes from Wal-Mart and stuff them with fireworks or gunpowder and drive near a military facility.
Lightening knocked out the Internet connection at the Disney Yacht and Beach Club last night. 
Perhaps if more Jews were not so forgiving and tolerant of Nazis earlier in the last century 98% of my relatives would not have disappeared from the face of the Earth, thank you kindly.
Now that it looks like a stable Iraq is a possibility, expect previously defeatist politicians to start talking tough on terror ahead of the 2008 elections.
Once you bathe them, all women of the same race smell the same. 
Here is a typical passport photo of a Muslim mommy and her child
Are you male or female? To find out the answer, look down... 
The fine for not scooping your dog's poop in Hong Kong is $1500.00. 
Here is an interesting widget to put in your sidebar.
Here are 13 things to blame on the Jews