The Art of Jew Jitsu
By Bernie on 27 May 2010
The Urban Dictionary defines Jew Jitsu as "an Ancient martial art created by Mortichai Weinstein in the ages of Jesus. Ninjews practice this to this day, which is an art form of Grace, coveting, and throwing Ninja Stars-of-David."
Only tangentially related to Jewdo, which Urban Dictionary defines as "Jewish martial art of throwing one's opponent to the ground and subduing them only to steal all the money out their pockets."
Kung Jew is a "fighting style specially developed by Jews. It is used to combat people by telling jew jokes... It involves letting out some kind of jew cry while throwing spare change at the offender... While they are distracted you lay down a whoopin' with your money-packed wallet/purse until they are unconscious..."
In the past few hundred years, after numerous pogroms, expulsions, and subjugations, the Jew was seen as timorous and defenseless. Since the establishment of the State of Israel, Jews went from being perceived as the underdog to being viewed as an aggressor. Sadly, most youth have been taught to favor the underdog, regardless of the situation. I have read quite a few comments on blogs where someone is ranting against Israel because they were taught to always root for the underdog. They don't realize that in 1945, such a viewpoint would have forced them to root for the Nazis who were then losing badly on the battlefield.
And so, we have modern idiots who root for Hamas, completely ignoring the fact that Hamas wants to wipe out every Jewish man, woman, and child in Israel. If Hamas were offered 99.9999% of present-day Israel but had to let one single Jew live on a square foot of the land - they would refuse. It is not peace they strive for. It is not even land. It is blood.
Let me close by illustrating why Seven-Elevens in Israel do not get robbed.
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