The following email has been going around since 2002 and wrongly attributed to Dennis Miller. The Internet loves the smart-person attribute. That is to say, if some writing is attributed to Abraham Lincoln, or a major newspaper then it is more believable or more likely to continue spreading than if were properly attributed to some obscure journalist or commenter on a blog.
In some case, outright fabrications of antisemitic rants carry the imprimatur of famous men to make them more palatable and believable, see Did Benjamin Franklin Warn Against the Jews.
Our youth are so woefully ignorant of America I sometimes think that if we want our youth to read our Constitution we should have Paris Hilton or Britney Spears tweet it in 140 character sections (1).
Lawrence J. "Larry" Miller is an American actor, voice artist, comedian, and columnist who, from 2002 to 2007, wrote a political-humor column in The Weekly Standard. The following email is taken from his blog article Whosoever Blesses Them and wrongly attributed to Dennis Miller.
The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about that: There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like "Wiccan," "Palestinian" sounds ancient but is really a modern invention.
Before the Israelis won the land in war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, and there were no "Palestinians" then, and the West Bank was owned by Jordan, and there were no "Palestinians" then. As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the "Palestinians," weeping for their deep bond with their lost "land" and "nation."
So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word "Palestinian" any more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our deaths until someone points out they're being taped. Instead, let's call them what they are: "Other Arabs Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death." I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this, then: "Adjacent Jew-Haters."
Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own country. Oops, just one more thing. No, they don't. They could've had their own country any time in the last thirty years, especially two years ago at Camp David. But if you have your own country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks and Chambers of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to make a living. That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region want: Israel. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course-that's where the real fun is-but mostly they want Israel. Why?
For one thing, trying to destroy Israel — or "The Zionist Entity" as their textbooks call it — for the last fifty years has allowed the rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of their own people away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate, poorest, and tribally backward on G-d's Earth, and if you've ever been around G-d's Earth, you know that's really saying something.
It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mideast. Unless I'm missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.
Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs; five million Jews. Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches, everyone will be pals. Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to drive every Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding.
My friend Kevin Rooney made a gorgeous point the other day: Just reverse the numbers. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five million Arabs. I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it. Can anyone picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite to themselves? Of course not. Or marshalling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations to drive a tiny Arab state into the sea? Nonsense. Or dancing for joy at the murder of innocents? Impossible. Or spreading and believing horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread with the blood of children? Disgusting. No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews would ever do to people is debate them to death.
Mr. Bush, G-d bless him, is walking a tightrope. I understand that with vital operations coming up against Iraq and others, it's in our interest, as Americans, to try to stabilize our Arab allies as much as possible, and, after all, that can't be much harder than stabilizing a roomful of supermodels who've just had their drugs taken away. However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of losing moral weight. We've already lost some. After September 11 our president told us and the world he was going to root out all terrorists and the countries that supported them. Beautiful. Then the Israelis, after months and months of having the equivalent of an Oklahoma City every week (and then every day) start to do the same thing we did, and we tell them to show restraint.
If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we would all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just be done with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean and east of the Jordan. (Hey, wait a minute, that's actually not such a bad id ... uh, that is, what a horrible thought, yeah, horrible.)"
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Hollyscoop, 14 May 2010, Top 10 Twitter Obsessed Celebrities
Hollyscoop compiled a list of the top ten celeb tweeters, and here’s the scoop on why we love to follow them.
10. Lindsay Lohan Twitter name: Lindsaylohan 577,710 followers
9. Spencer Pratt Twitter name: spencerpratt 828,375 followers
8. Paris Hilton Twitter name: Paris Hilton 1,893,131 followers
7. P. Diddy Twitter name: iamdiddy 2,579,729 followers
6. Ryan Seacrest Twitter name: RyanSeacrest 3,131,029 followers
5. John Mayer Twitter name: johncmayer 3,271,627 followers
4. Kim Kardashian Twitter name: KimKardashian 3,618,918 followers
3. Barack Obama Twitter name: BarackObama 3,948,833 followers
2. Britney Spears Twitter name: britneyspears 4,881,769 followers
1. Ashton Kutcher Twitter name: aplusk 4,889,455 followers