Ask the Vizier - Criticizing Others from Planck's Constant

Well it is time again for me to don the turban of the Grand Vizier. Muslims may ask me any question, no matter how embarrassing or silly.

Today's question comes from Sharmuta Faruz from Egypt who asks:

Q: Dear Grand Vizier, I m most smartest n our small village & I m always mocking my friends 4 ther stupid saying and doing. I am getting into many fight becoz they are most ignorant doing which makes me laugh and so I mock them most mightily. I cannot help it.
The lady infidel teacher n r village schole told me that I should be not criticize n e person until I have walked a mile in his shoes. My question is this: not 1 of my friends has shoes - should I wear their turban instead? And can I ride a donkey for 1 mile instead of walking? Also, can I do it at night, it is very hot during the day?

But then when I m 1 mile away, how will I mock them, for they are so far away they cannot hear me?

A: Dear Sharmuta, Peace and Blessings upon you, Praise be to Allaah.
Even if your friends had shoes and you walked a mile in them, still you should not mock. Mockery is against Islam. This is especially true if those you mock are Muslims who adhere to the Path of the Messenger (sallallahu 'alaihi wa sallam) and of the True Believers (as-Salaf us-Salih).

Mocking such as these is as if you mocked Allaah, Islam, His Messenger (Sallahu alaihi wa salaam) and the Companions (RadiAllahu anhum) and is therefore haram and even apostasy.

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Now as for the following advice, mention it not to the kuffer: An exception is made regarding the mocking of Crusaders and Jews, for although these are People of the Book and we pretend we respect their religion, they are disbelievers still and are worthy of mockery as it is incumbent upon every Muslim to fulfill his duty of al-Walaa' wal-Baraa' (loving the believers and hating the disbelievers).
It is especially warming to the heart of the faithful to see Jews such as Sharon and Crusaders such as Bush depicted and mocked as silly monkeys.

But remember: when speaking with your infidel teacher, make sure to say that Islam is based on the Holy Books of the Jews and Christians and Muslims hold them in high regard.

And Allaah is the Guide to the Straight Path.

This has been question number 4 in my series Ask the Vizier (℠):

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