No Laughing Matter - Muslims have Gelotophobia

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No, Gelotophobia is not an abnormal fear of Gelato (Italian frozen dessert) - actually - Gelotophobia is the extreme fear of being laughed at.

If you read the comment section of my article Muslim Humor - Muslim Jokes, you will quickly divine that the majority of Muslims, at least those reading my blog, are gelotophobes.

Nicolai Sennels is a psychologist and author who writes from Denmark. According to Sennels, the most gelotophobic people in the world live in the Middle East (1). The inability to laugh at oneself is what has kept Muslims mired in the 7th century for 1400 years.

Thus in my small way, by publishing more than 74 articles ridiculing, mocking, and laughing at Muslims, I am helping to advance Islamic culture into the 21st century. And I use the phrase "Islamic culture" fully aware that it is an oxymoron.

So here are a few Muslim jokes to brighten up your day:

I just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook.

I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4,000 f*king Muslims have added me as a friend!

A truck driver in Pakistan fell asleep at the wheel and ran over a dozen Muslims killing more than half of them.

Well, every little bit helps.

Q: Why do Arabian horses run so fast?
A. Because they see what Muslims do to goats.

Q: What are the four most difficult years for a Muslim child?
A. Grade 6.

Q: Why do many Muslim men cry during sex with infidel women?
A: Mace has that effect.

Q: Why are Iranian fighter pilots the easiest to train in the world?
A: You only have to teach them to take off!

Q: What do Palestinians do when they see a dozen dead Jewish children?
A: Laugh and reload!

Q: How can a Muslim tell if his wife dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.

The Red Cross knocked at my door today and asked if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said I would love to, but my garden hose only reaches the driveway.



Jihad Watch, Shame: Muslim culture's armour. Weapon? Humour.

The Department of Research in Humour (yes, we have such a thing) at the University of Aalborg, Denmark, have measured the degree of a neurosis called gelotophobia in 73 countries around the world. Gelotophobia is "the fear of being laughed at" and gelotophobics are thus very careful not to do anything that make them feel ashamed. It turns out that Danes are the least gelotophobic people in the world (1,67 percent suffers from mild gelotophobia), while the most gelotophobic people live in Middle East (33 percent suffers from gelotophobia).

The concept of shame is dominating the Muslim culture and makes Muslims prevent themselves from deviating from cultural norms and behaviours. Installing a strong concept of shame thus becomes a psychological armour protecting the Muslim culture from changing.

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