It is Impossible to be Fair
By Bernie on 18 Feb 2012
I have three grandchildren and decided that I would like to start a tradition where I give each one a gold coin for Christmas. But then I thought about it.
Their ages are one, eleven and twelve. Let me call them X, Y and Z (to protect their identity). If I give each one a coin starting this Christmas then, by the time they all attain the age of 18, here is what each will have in their pocket:
X: 17 gold coins.
Y: 8 gold coins.
Z: 7 gold coins.
Well, that doesn't seem fair. The youngest one ends up with the most number of coins.
So then I thought, why don't I give the oldest one 11 coins this Christmas, the next oldest 10 coins, and the youngest one just one coin so that when they all become 18 they will all have an equal number of coins. Assuming it's no hardship on me, this doesn't seem a bad plan. However, the mother of the one year old may feel short-changed - how come the older grand-kids get more coins? Suppose I die after this Christmas - the oldest grandchild will end up with the most number of coins. That doesn't seem fair either.
I suppose I could go back to the original plan and amend my will so that upon my death each of my grandchildren will be given enough gold coins so that they end up with exactly 17 coins each.
This of course assumes that I do not die broke, in which case two of my grand-children will not be treated fairly.
I bring up this question of how to distribute fairness when I hear the nonsense that rich people do not pay their fair share of taxes. I don't think it's fair that poor people do not pay taxes (see my article Tax Cuts Should Favor the Rich). I work hard, I do not use social services, emergency rooms, food stamps, nor do I burden the public school system. Why should I pay almost all the taxes? It's just not fair.
It costs my city, state, and country less to protect me than to protect people in the ghetto. There are less fires or incidents requiring the police in my neighborhood than in poor areas. Why should I pay more for fire, police, medical, or social services when I hardly require any of them at all? That's like asking me to pay for food that fat people gorge themselves on while I eat moderately. It's just not fair.
Poor people put the greatest burden on our country and pay nothing. They fill our schools with their numerous children, fill our hospitals with their crack-whores and drive-by shootings, remove food from grocery shelves using my tax monies, and live the American dream while crying that I'm not paying my fair share of taxes. It's just not fair.
If we didn't tax people like me so heavily, if we eliminated the egregious corporate tax (the second highest in the world), there would be more money available for investment, more jobs and consequently more people working and thus less poor people, who are a blight on our nation. That would be fair.

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