
I was on the beach above recently and had to just sit there and listen to this woman for at least an hour while she talked on her cellphone and pranced back and forth in front of me.

Is Salma Hayek just too hot or why are my pants on fire?

Asylum.com polled their readers and 47,000 voted Mayte Carranco -- The Hottest Weather Girl in the World.

No fun holidays: No Christmas, No Halloween, No Easter, No Thanksgiving, No Valentine's Day. In Muslim holidays you can't eat for a month and you cut yourselves bloody.

If blacks are poorly served in restaurants it is because as a group they are terrible tippers.

This article is intended for mothers who do not know how to get their kids to go to sleep.

One of the verses from O Canada! is the following: "God keep our land glorious and free!" Soon it may neither be glorious nor free.

This morning I hit a full screen of gorillas in the slot game Queen of the WIld at Bally's Casino in Atlantic City.

I suggest that you take your money out of Bank of America now, before the bank collapses so badly even Obama can't rescue it.

I believe that if the world realizes too late that the Qur'an is no different than Mein Kampf, then we will be repeating the same mistakes that Europe made regarding Nazism, but with even worse consequences.

70 years ago American basketball was dominated by Jewish players.

It is entirely possible that no one will get fired over the prostitution scandal in Colombia.

I don't watch the Winter Olympics but I might be enticed if they added this event.

I don't know why we have the same beliefs regarding God, Capitalism, and the proper way to bring up children but can never agree, ever, on anything in the kitchen.

Pools are many times safer than having a dog in the family if there are small children in the house.

There is a hate-crime wave against one particular religious group in Europe, can you guess which religion?

Allah has rewarded me greatly. And since 99.99% of the Muslims in this world live in poverty, filth, and disease, I must take it that He approves of my actions and beliefs and scorns those of Muslims.

... studies repeatedly have found that resumes with traditional names are substantially more likely to lead to job interviews than are identical resumes with distinctively minority-sounding names. The results suggest that giving one’s child a minority name may impose important economic costs on the child.

Back in June of 2008 I announced that I was going to vote for Obama because he's such an incompetent, socialist moron that gold would easily reach $2,000 an ounce under his misrule.

Obama is encouraging class warfare by pushing for higher taxes.

Consider the photo here of a Harlem Chinese restaurant; does it look like some black entrepreneur came in to take it over?

Today, you, my dear reader, can celebrate this holiday by giving yourself a new name. Change your first, middle, or last name.

A "Justice for Trayvon" march in Minneapolis.

New Jersey wants to suck the money out of your unused gift cards, prompting American Express to pull its cards off shelves rather than comply with the new law

A little before noon today three armed men robbed a number of jewelry booths inside Raineri Jewelers Exchange located at 82 Bowery in New York City. They were wearing hoodies.

Yesterday afternoon I was going back home with my wife, when I left her arm to take out my phone and then took this photo. She got angry and shouted at me.

It is ironic that blacks, who suffered from mob lynchings in the South, would readily engage in the very same vigilantism today. Ironic and sad.

We readers are fortunate that Trayvon's parents did not release a photo of Trayvon when he was two years old, otherwise the rest of us would have been fooled into thinking Zimmerman had actually shot an innocent two-year-old black toddler.

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson cannot wait for a young black man to be killed so that they can spin their white racist hatred.

In driving some of the debate, the contentious Mr. Sharpton represents a new and controversial direction for news organizations, anchoring an MSNBC show, “Politics Daily,” while speaking at protests.