Even More Incredibly Tasteless Muslim Jokes

The following page may contain disturbing images and offensive, insulting humor. The jokes have been taken from the Internet and, although they originally targeted other ethnic and religious groups, have been adapted to mock and ridicule Muslims for the sole reason that very few others are doing it.

The Rahman family from Bangladesh decide to go to the Big Apple for the first time in their lives; mother, father and their son Abdul. They go into the Empire State Building. As they're walking around they notice the elevator. Never seeing one before they stand in front of it bewildered. While staring at it, an old lady in a wheelchair rolls up to it, pushes the button, the door opens, she rolls herself inside and the door closes.

The Muslim family watches as the lights for each floor light as it goes up. They continue to watch as the numbers go down again. The door opens and out walks this tall gorgeous blonde. Legs to her neck. Great figure. Beautiful!

The father looks at his son and says, "Abdul, quick, shove your mother in there!"

hairy muslim girl
Photo Credit: Colossal Caravan
Q: What's the difference between a Pakistani Muslim girl and a water buffalo?
A: The water buffalo has less hair.

Q: A Muslim woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a Muslim man of 35 think of?
A: Dating children.

Q: What did the Afghan police say about the woman who had been shot 15 times?
A: The worst case of suicide they had ever seen.

Q: What do 9 out of 10 Muslims consider to be a good time?
A: Gang rape.

Q: What's the difference between onions and Jews?
A: Muslims cry when they cut up onions.

Q: Why can't you use pages from the Qur'an as toilet paper?
A: It's already full of crap.

Q: How many Iranian Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 101. One to screw it in and a hundred to blame improperly dressed women for causing voltage fluctuations in light bulbs.

Q: How many muslims does it take to stop a moving bus?
A: Never enough.

More can be found in my archive of over 1001 offensive Muslim Jokes: Here.

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