The Muslim, The Nun, and the Shrimp
Photo Credit: Bonnie Voyage on Myspace
Blogger Ann-Marie at her blog My other collection of things…. offers us this highly insulting Muslim joke which I reproduce with a minor change which otherwise would be quite not safe for work.
A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp. Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it. Eventually, she had enough, and pulled the Emergency Cord.
The Muslim looked at her and said, “You’ll get fined $250 for doing that, you stupid Catholic bitch.”
She laughed and said, “When I cry out rape and they smell your fingers, you’ll get 10 years, you towel headed camel-f*cker.”
Although this is a joke, in real life a Muslim man would have noted the nun was a woman traveling alone and thus was asking for it, and would therefore have raped her way before starting to eat his shrimp, following the normal Islamic law allowing Muslims to rape infidel women:
On October 28, 2011, the jihadi forum Minbar Al-Tawhid Wal-Jihad published a fatwa by Sheikh Abu Humam Al-Athari, a member of its shari'a council, in which he unequivocally permits mujahideen to capture the infidels' women and have sexual intercourse with them, even those who are married, on the claim that their marriage bonds to infidels are dissolved as soon as they are taken captive.