The Arab Fishing in The Arabian Desert



The Internet can be a powerful learning tool, but sometimes it may teach us the wrong lesson. As example, let me tell you the story of Ahmed Bin Ahmed al-Ahmad Ben Muhad, or to keep the story short I will simply call him Ahmed.

Ahmed, being a typical unemployed citizen of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, spent much of his time in Internet Cafes where one day he discovered that a vast ocean once covered the sands that today sweep the deserts of Saudi Arabia.

Armed with this knowledge Ahmed proceeded to purchase a small boat and took himself on a journey to the plumb middle of the Arabian Peninsula's central desert. Once there, he anchored his boat in the sand, cast out a line and began fishing.

Another Arab, mounted on a camel, passes by and sees Ahmed in his boat fishing. Angry, he reined in his beast, dismounted and began yelling, "It's idiots like you that give us Arabs a bad name! And if I could swim, I would come out there..."




This joke, originally a blonde joke, was inspired by the following film:

Camara Oscura, 3 Mar 2012, Ewan McGregor & Emily Blunt ‘Salmon Fishing in the Yemen’ Pics Released!

The film tells the story of a fisheries expert who’s approached by a consultant to help realize a sheik’s vision of bringing the sport of fly-fishing to the desert and embarks on an upstream journey of faith and fish to prove the impossible possible.

Salmon Fishing In The Yemen




Trailer

YouTube, Salmon Fishing In The Yemen - Official Trailer HD




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