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This is why we should never let government get involved in anything to do with sex: less than two weeks ago, new censorship laws in the UK regarding pornography came into effect banning, among other things, facesitting, spanking, and female ejaculation. But spraying a woman's face with sperm is OK.

Also banned is "penetration by any object associated with violence or likely to cause physical harm." This last one left me scratching my head - a 12 inch penis inserted into a woman's anus has to hurt - so does this mean penises of extreme length are also taboo?

As for facesitting, what are the censors in the UK worried about, that someone may gag on a pubic hair? Really. I don't see how the public is being made safer by these measures.

I hope they never ban bestiality, otherwise we will never see how Osama bin Laden (before his timely death) spent his time when not planning the deaths of filthy infidels. The photo at the top is a revealing selfie from the stash of pornography that was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him. Click on image for a more NSFW and disturbing view.