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Suppose you went into a coma in February of 1980 and didn't come out of it until today, February in 2016. Here is the conversation you might have with your doctor as you slowly regain consciousness:

(Let us assume that the doctor responds truthfully.)

You: Hey, Doc, how long have I been in a coma? Wait, don't tell me, let me guess. Is our President a cowardly, ass-kissing appeaser? Doctor: Yes.

You: Is the economy a mess?
Doctor: Yes.

You: Does Iran flaunt their contempt for us by shouting "Death to America!" and show off how unafraid they are of American power by holding Americans hostage?
Doctor: Yes.

You: In the campaign for President, is the front-runner candidate on the right someone who the establishment Republicans do not support and who they believe is too extreme and un-electable?
Doctor: Yes.

You: Is the Republican front runner promising to make America great again?
Doctor: Yes.

You: Is Iran afraid that the Republican front runner might become President?
Doctor: Yes.

You: During the current President's term did gold peak to it's highest price ever in the history of the country?
Doctor: Yes.

You: Did Russian troops invade another country while our President did nothing?
Doctor: Yes.

You: Ahh. So it's still 1980, a cowardly wimp is President, he's powerless against the Russians, the Iranians thinks he's a joke, gold is more expensive than when he came into office, our economy is in the crapper, he's the worst President we've ever had, and an entertainment personality who many think will ruin our country is running for President? Yes?

Doctor: No. It's 2016, a cowardly wimp is President, he's powerless against the Russians, the Iranians thinks he's a joke, gold is more expensive than when he came into office, our economy is in the crapper, he's the worst President we've ever had, and an entertainment personality who many think will ruin our country is running for President.