Microchip Implant Allows Islamic Terrorists to Speak to Allah



Millions of years ago when our ancestors needed spearpoints, some clever fellow invented stone tools. Millions of years ago when our ancestors were cold, some clever fellow discovered how to raise fire. Thousands of years ago when the burden we carried was heavy, some clever fellow invented the wheel.

And today I discovered that when a Muslim terrorist needs to speak with his God, some clever fellow invented a copper implant specifically designed to be injected in the forehead and when properly installed, allows the terrorist to talk directly to Allah.

For convenience, it comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.

copper implants for Muslims
Photo Credit: AccurateShooter.com

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.

No Anesthetic is required.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,

marines logo



### End of my article ###

Bloggers: For non-commercial use you may repost this article without asking permission - read how.













Related Posts with Thumbnails

View My Stats
qr code