The Truth about Obama and His Big Black Clock

I have been trying to prepare an article about every lie Obama has uttered since becoming President. The problem is not that he lies once in a while but that he racks up a dozen or so every time he speaks; so it's damn near impossible to finish writing my article.

Let me give you an example. Recently in an interview with Chris Wallace on Fox News he spouted these doozies in just a few minutes:

  1. The FBI and Justice Department will not protect Hillary Clinton in their investigation of her private emails.

  2. "I guarantee that there is no political influence in any investigation conducted by the Justice Department, or the FBI, not just in this case, but in any case."

  3. "I do not talk to FBI directors about pending investigations."

  4. "I do not talk to the Attorney General about pending investigations."

  5. "There’s classified, and then there’s classified ... but is basically stuff that you could get in open-source."

  6. Hillary Clinton's personal email use "has not jeopardized America’s national security," even though they contained classified information.

Concerning the last lie, unless the President has consulted with the FBI how would he know that her personal email use "has not jeopardized America’s national security?" Wouldn't the FBI have to be the ones to tell him that? Else how would he know? So either #3 or #6 have to be a lie, both cannot be true. As for lie #5, yeah sure, I always personally get American classified information in my daily email.

Now that we have the background, let's get to the title of this article and how it's related to Obama lies:

Obama and His Big Black Clock

So a man dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St. Peter. There are many clocks surrounding him so the man asks, "What are these clocks for?"
St. Peter replies, "These are lie clocks, they tick once for every lie you tell. Here we have Mother Teresa's clock. She has never lied so the clock has not moved. Honest Abe has only lied twice in his life, so it has only ticked twice."

The man then asks, "So where is Barack Obama's clock?"

St. Peter replies, "Oh, that's in Jesus' office, he is using it as a ceiling fan!"

And spin it does.

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