Posted on October 16, 2008 08:47 PM
As a rule, most criminals are not particularly bright, a fact that gives law enforcement a fighting chance against lousy odds. But once in a while you see a little flash of cleverness that has to be abstractly appreciated despite the way that it was employed.
Posted on June 18, 2008 05:18 PM
A mother woke Saturday afternoon to find her one-month-old baby bleeding after a dog had apparently attacked him.
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Police say the child's testicles had been pulled out of the scrotum.
Posted on May 1, 2008 03:00 PM
Mondex, a 5-year-old Chihuahua, poses as hewalks the aisle dressed as a scuba diver duringa dog show at a mall in suburban Manila onSunday April 27, 2008. Photo: AP/Aaron FavilaI have explained previously in Why Dogs Bite their owners and this falls into that category. Why do owners humiliate their pets so? Chihuahuas are perhaps the dumbest dogs on this planet and the noisiest. I've had at least 6 of them in the past 32 years. If you love...
Posted on February 27, 2008 03:08 PM
When I was 12 we acquired an albino German Shepherd puppy, a breed known to be superb animals as to obedience training, however, as we were later to learn,
Posted on January 6, 2008 04:12 PM
Big Dogs are not Safe around Little Children, no matter how well trained the dog is, no matter how long the animal has been in your family, no matter how many times the dog has been oh-so-cute around little children before.
Posted on September 27, 2007 08:51 AM
And you can't tell me that dogs can't sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance.
Simply said, a good ol' hound dog just KNOWS when something isn't right ... when impending doom is upon us.
Posted on August 30, 2007 05:24 PM
Now that Trouble, Leona Helmsley's pooch, has entered the world history books as a rich and famous dog, I was thinking this would be an appropriate time to list 12 other famous dogs of the modern era.
Posted on August 29, 2007 05:49 PM
Of course, we may have to take into consideration that the dog deserves every penny, 12 mil may not be enough compensation for living with that bitch.
Posted on August 22, 2007 08:25 PM
my advice to Michael Vick if he really wants to get off without losing his career or sponsors: Convert to Islam. In Islam it is a blessing to kill dogs
Posted on October 20, 2006 10:44 AM
I recently read a sad article that each year in the United States, 22 million dogs are abandoned. The average length of time most people keep a dog is only two years — but the average lifespan of a dog is 15 years.
Posted on September 26, 2006 08:08 AM
In my previous post about Dog Bites - National Disgrace, I mentioned that poorly socialized dogs were part of the problem; here is another: dressing them in embarrassing and humiliating costumes:
Posted on September 12, 2006 09:44 AM
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?" Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me everyday. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me." And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a...
Posted on May 27, 2006 05:08 PM
Handout of Photo of Vivi The Queens Chronicle - May 27 2006 - Vivi Volunteers Continue Search For Missing Dog, Excerpt: They may be frustrated, but the volunteers hoping to help rescue a missing champion whippet are doggedly determined to keep up the search even though it’s been three months. The volunteers—mostly women and all dog lovers—come every Saturday to a Fresh Meadows park to pick up new posters to hang in northern Queens in hopes of finding Vivi, the...
Posted on May 23, 2006 01:01 AM
Suppose every day there were 14,000 toasters blowing up and injuring their owners! You know we would have Congress up in arms promising legislation to fix the problem. There would be funding for toaster education programs to teach homeowners on the proper operation of toasters. Children would be taught to wear goggles whenever near a toaster and taught never to touch a toaster without adult supervision. Visual-ed classes would have lessons on what to do in the event of a...
Posted on January 26, 2006 11:55 PM
How stupid can parents be? If your family dog weighs more than any child in your family get rid of the dog. If you want a big dog around to protect your home think about this: The chances that the victim of a fatal dog attack will be a burglar are one in 177; the odds that it will be a child are 7 out of 10.
As a rule, most criminals are not particularly bright, a fact that gives law enforcement a fighting chance against lousy odds. But once in a while you see a little flash of cleverness that has to be abstractly appreciated despite the way that it was employed.
Big Dogs are not Safe around Little Children, no matter how well trained the dog is, no matter how long the animal has been in your family, no matter how many times the dog has been oh-so-cute around little children before.
