Posted on July 1, 2009 12:40 AM

Although the cause of Michael Jackson's death will not be known for several weeks, the Los Angeles County Coroner was able to determine that Michael Jackson was 89% plastic at the time of his death.
Posted on November 21, 2008 12:05 AM

I thought nothing could look in as bad in disrepair as Michael Jackson's face, but I was wrong: the Neverland Ranch has gone completely to seed, which parallels Michael's career. This is what happens when you let friends and relatives run your estate, and religious nutcases like the Nation of Islam run your your career.
Photo Caption: From thriller to dangerous: On what was the bumper car rink, the canopy is clearly ripped and discoloured by the harsh Californian sun. Grass verges around the rink look bare and don't appear to have been watered for months. Click on image for larger, more pathetic view.