After much weighing and measuring utilizing the criteria where the most Americans are helped with the least cost or burden to its citzenry I have finally whittled the tens of thousands of successful and useful government programs down to these top 13
Most countries in the world know that taking in Muslims will only lead to rape, violence and terror. Before any of my readers cry "Islamophobia!" or "Bigotry!" let me suggest that they first read the list.
Here is what a student with a bachelor's degree in Black Studies can expect his future to look like...
Here are 13 words to say instead of the word "vagina" and use even in an august setting such as a state house of representatives:
Here is a quote that Barack Obama never said, but in his heart wants to say: “My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you’ll join with me as we try to change it.”
The are hundreds of things responsible for the riots in Baltimore. Here are 13.
I couldn't find 13 images of Snakes wrapped around Nearly Naked Muslim women, so this is the next best thing.
WC Fields' accountant was standing by his deathbed. Fields asked "So I have enough money to buy every child in NYC a new bicycle?" When told he was correct, Fields said "Well, F*** 'em."
I believe that years of oppression and abuse turn women unattractive or even ugly and in that light most Muslim women are not as pretty as western women. But here are 13 hot and sexy Muslim women.
There is no good reason why I should be ungenerous with my readers and since I don't need an excuse to celebrate God's gift to male eyeballs, here, for my readers' enjoyment, are 13 great sideboobs.