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Photo: Chicks in a Jacuzzi Relaxing Before Passover

My friend Mendel stopped by Friday to drop off some hand-made matzohs and to wish me Happy Passover. The caption for this photo is Chicks in a Jacuzzi Relaxing Before Passover, so if you came here looking for hot, steamy Jewish babes, I'm afraid you will be disappointed. For hot, steamy Jewish babes you will have to visit my blog post Why Israelis will win against Hezbollah - Photos IDF Babes.

It is interesting to note that the very same procedures used for Making Your Kitchen Kosher for Passover are exactly those we need to implement in order to make the world Kosher for Infidels, that is to say, what we need to do to make the world safe from Islamic terror: we must thoroughly clean and scour Islam from every part of it.

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Starting May 2, some 130 million U.S. families and individuals will be getting $300 tax rebate checks from the Internal Revenue Service as part of the Economic Stimulus package. Let me start off by informing you that you will not have to pay taxes on the rebate income.

In order to stimulate the US economy, it is important that you consider how you spend that money: Now, if you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all of it will go to China, if you spend it on computers, most will go to Korea or India. If you spend it on gasoline it'll go to the Arabs or that whack job running Venezuela. None of these scenarios will help the American economy.

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