Some of my readers have emailed me asking how they can be sure I am reporting information to them accurately in my blog posts. After all, the MSM has all these procedures in place to vet their reports before getting published.
I hope the this photo on the right of my blog-office will make it clear that I am not full of crap when I blog.
Forget about the Golden Age of Arabs, this clever toilet contraption reminds me of some great Muslim discoveries and inventions made in the past few decades.
Stupid People, How to Poop at Work
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.
Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
In an exciting scientific breakthrough, I believe I figured out how to slow down the passage of time at my office on Monday. It’s complicated to replicate the conditions, so pay attention: for whatever reason, yesterday as I’m headed to the Men’s room at work, I notice that this co-worker who I don’t really know all that well is headed in at the same time as me, and purely aribtrarily [sic], I end up walking into one of the stalls, instead of standing at the urinal, which is where he ends up.
Now here are a few photos and videos to close this weekend:
Bush is giving a speech about improving the US/Mexico border. However, while speaking about upgrading the fence, a few people are seen climbing over the fence (sure, I know it was doctored). Trying to keep them out is a futile exercise as I've said in a previous post.
YouTube, Bush on border security
This Mural should keep male employees from lingering too long in the men's restroom.
Why it's important to learn to speak English in America.