Vices Are Not Crimes



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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

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The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

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The first worm in alcohol?
Dead.

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The second worm in cigarette smoke?
Dead.

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The third worm in chocolate syrup?
Dead.

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The fourth worm in good clean soil?
Alive.

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So the Minister asked the congregation -

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What can you learn from this demonstration?

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Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

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"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

[from the Internet]

Here is another instance where liberals misdiagnose the obvious: "Tax receipts have soared by over 35% from $1.78 trillion to $2.41 trillion. Yes, you on the Left cannot seem to grasp this, but cutting taxes on the people actually raise tax revenues and boosts the economy." From Common folk using common sense.



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