The text of this is available from my August post Hu's on first.
If you would like to download a copy to your computer right click (save target as...) here.
If you're over 45 this routine will most likely be even more hilarious to you just for nostalgia's sake. If you want to be transported back to the old radio days hop on over to Cool Kooky Hip and Groovy where you'll find a jukebox on the sidebar with some of my radio favorites. Hit the selection called "Abbott & Costello Christmas Shopping".