With so many new immigrants coming to this country I thought it would be a public service to inform our new potential citizens of how playing sports relates to corporate structure. I have embellished this Internet email with photos from Flickr.
The sport of choice for the urban poor: BASKETBALL
The sport of choice for maintenance level employees: BOWLING
The sport of choice for front-line workers: FOOTBALL
The sport of choice for supervisors: BASEBALL
The sport of choice for middle management: TENNIS
The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers: GOLF
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
I, on the other hand, still like to play with marbles. The only person who plays with anything smaller is the Pope with his Rosary Beads.
Here are some interesting sports photos:
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