The Muslim Guide to Cybersex

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Despite any infidel notions to the contrary, Muslim computer users do engage in cybersex. Given that most Muslims live under austere rules of conduct regarding relations between the sexes, that is to say, there can be no relations at all, role playing allows a couple to experience sexual sensations or experiments that in the real and Islamic world would result in punishment of death.

In the Western world Cybersex is a physically safe way for young people to experiment with sexual fantasies without the danger of AIDS or other STDs, but for Muslims Cybersex, to the extent that they keep their identities secret, can satisfy sexual desires of both partners without risking the wrath of the female's relatives, who would certainly kill both to defend the Honor of the girl's family.

There is no debate among Islamic scholars that Cybersex is Zina (illicit sexual intercourse) (1) so caution by both parties is definitely in order, especially for married chatroom participants since such activity for them is the same as adultery. You may recall the case of a Muslim woman who was divorced by her husband because she watched a man on TV and was therefore guilty of infidelity. (2)

These virtual fantasies can get rather raunchy as we can see below in the following transcript of a typical Muslim online chat:

cameldong: as salamu alaykoum, desertflower, what are you wearing?

desertflower: I am wearing a blue woolen hijab and underneath that a black burqa and underneath that a flannel robe and underneath that a sexy pink blouse, a tight miniskirt, and a hot pair of 6 inch high Cuban heels.

cameldong: Ahhh, in the Name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful, you are making me so hot I am sweating.

desertflower: I am sweating too. These garments are friggin hot. Let me take them off.

cameldong: Yes, yes, by Mohammed's beard [peace be upon him], take them off, take them all off, but keep the high heels.

[15 minutes later]

desertflower: I have removed all, I am standing here naked as a fig leaf but for my shoes; I work in the fields all day so I am slim but well-toned and have only a few marks from the lashes of my father's whip; I measure 36-34-36. What do you look like?

cameldong: I'm 6'5" and about 160 pounds. I used to weigh more but cave food is not very fattening. I do get a lot of exercise from a goat I stole from my servant Mujib. She is so pretty but very smelly in the morning. I travel a lot, that is, I don't stay too long in any one place. I am a motivational speaker, you might say.

desertflower: So you are 6'5" but how big is your scimitar?

cameldong: Does not my chat name tell you this?

desertflower: Oh, I see. I want you.

cameldong: Yes, I want you also and alhamdulillah I will have my way with you, my sweet Arabian princess.

desertflower: We are in my bedroom and...

cameldong: Is the door locked?

desertflower: Eh, no...

cameldong: Are your parents home?

desertflower: yes, ???

cameldong: please I would feel so much better if you were to lock the door.

desertflower: We're in my bedroom and the door is locked. The perfume of the garden is wafting into my room. There's...

cameldong: you left the window open?

desertflower: We're in my bedroom and the door is locked and the window is closed but I can imagine the perfume of the garden. A small oil lamp glows in the corner and in the embrace of its flickering light I kneel in front of your...

cameldong: can we snuff the wick of the lamp? Someone might see us through the window.

desertflower: perhaps I should snuff your wick. OK. OK. We're in my bedroom and the window is closed and the shades are drawn. A thin wisp of smoke curlicues from a lamp in the corner and in the shadows I kneel down in front of you admiring your huge sword. I take it in my hands - it begins to swell...

cameldong: Allah Akbar I feel it bulging under my robe. It is enormous like the prophet's winged horse Buraq [as seen on the logo for Planck's Constant, Editor]. Allah be Merciful I am on fire!

desertflower: Yes, I'm hot too.

cameldong: No, I mean my robe is on fire. Incendiary devices thrown by the armies of the great Satan have exploded in my cave. The goat took most of the hit. I will miss her. I'm sorry, where were we?

deserflower: I'm pulling off your shirt and kissing you on your neck.

cameldong: Now I am touching your breasts - my hands are trembling.

desertflower: I'm trembling also.

cameldong: No, I mean my hands are trembling - please wait a moment... I have medication for this.



desertflower: Are you OK?

cameldong: It's just one of the side effects of dialysis. But back to your breasts. They are so smooth, so soft, so supple, not like Mujib's goat at all. I take you in my arms and...

desertflower: Ouch, there's something poking me.

cameldong: Ah, my AK-47, I go nowhere without it.

desertflower: please put it away, it's hurting me.


desertflower: that's better. My soft breasts are rubbing against your chest and - what is that, a vest?

cameldong: [fumbling with buckles on his suicide vest] It's stuck.

desertflower: Don't you have any scissors?

cameldong: Actually it explodes if the strap is cut, it has to be removed properly.... there, it's off. I want you so badly.

desertflower: I am your slave. Actually, I am every man's slave. I feel your tongue on me and oh my God I cannot believe how wet you have made me.

cameldong: Sorry but that was the goat, I thought she died in the explosion.


cameldong: desertflower?


cameldong: desertflower? My sweet tulip, I want you. Durka Durka?


desertflower: [logged off]

Here are previous articles of mine related to Muslim divorces:

The Triple Talaq (divorce) and Arabic Dyslexia

NEW DELHI - Village elders ordered a Muslim man in eastern India to leave his wife after he accidentally divorced her in his sleep.

Aftab Ansari uttered the Urdu (The Arabic version of Hindu) word for divorce, "talaq," three times in his sleep, prompting his worried wife to discuss the matter with her friends, according to the Press Trust of India news agency.

Musings in a Muslim Library

the most popular books in Islam:

How to Beat Your Wife in 40 Easy Steps - Iran Revolutionary Council on Marriage; 36,239 pgs, 2,000 photos, detailed instructions, Forms for the wife to fill out before being beaten, etc.

How to Divorce your Wife using Common Kitchen Objects - Pakistan Family Court; 3 pgs, 1 photo.



World Fatwa Management and Research Institute, Is cyber sex or phone sex considered an adultery (Zina)?

"Zina according to Shari`ah is any illicit sexual intercourse. Thus pre-marital sex, extra marital sex and homosexuality are all considered Zina according to Islamic law. Zina is a major sin (Kabirah); It is absolutely forbidden.

Islam does not only forbid illicit sexual intercourse, but also forbids anything that leads to this sin and crime. 'Cyber sex', 'phone sex', etc. are those activities that can lead to Zina. The Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) said: 'The eyes commit Zina, the hands commit Zina and feet commit Zina and the genitals commit Zina.' (Musnad Ahmad, Hadith no. 4258) In another version, he is reported to have said that 'the genitals confirm or deny it.' (indicating that starring at opposite sex in a lustful way has a spontaneous effect on the genitals and may induce person to commit Zina)


Jihad Watch, It's a mad, mad, mad, mad Sharia world: Saudi wife divorced for watching male TV host

RIYADH: A Saudi man divorced his wife for watching alone a television programme presented by a male, an act he deemed immoral, the Al Shams newspaper reported on Saturday.

The man, whom the paper did not identify, ended his marriage on the grounds his wife was effectively alone with an unrelated man, which is forbidden under the strict Islamic law enforced in the ultra-conservative kingdom, the paper said.

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