13 Secret Muslim Tee-Shirt Slogans

Those of us who follow the Muslim scene are familiar with the cry "Allah Akbar" (God is Great!) just before some poor infidel is beheaded or a school bus full of children goes boom. What you may not know is that under the burqa, under the hijab, under the chador, many Muslim women wear jeans and American-style blouses or tee-shirts. Similarly, under the robe, under the galabeyas, under the tunics, one may find many Muslim men wearing tee-shirts. And just as in this country, the tee-shirts are imprinted with clever or funny slogans appropriate to Islamic culture.

Here, under great danger to myself, I have collected 13 secret Muslim slogans imprinted on Islamic tee-shirts that dirty kaffirs like you and me never see.

  1. Hijab is Our Right
    and Our Men will
    Kill us to defend
    that right

  2. A balanced life is a goat testicle in each hand

  3. Dear Daughter:
    See it from my point of view
    - or Die!

  4. Join al Qaeda
    Travel the World
    Meet Interesting People
    and Kill Them

  5. The Hijab
    Helping ugly women get laid since 642 A.D.

  6. Death to Those who call us violent!

  7. Brains aren't everything

  8. Welcome to Islam
    1400 Years of History
    Unimpeded by Progress

  9. If life serves you lemons
    make improvised lemon explosives.

  10. If at First you Don't Succeed
    Blame the Jews

  11. Welcome to Saudi Arabia
    Set Your Watch Back 1400 years.

  12. Allah grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
    the courage to change the things I can, and
    the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who have dishonored me.

  13. muslim in love

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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