Islamic Paradise and 72 Delights

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This may strike you as interesting: many of my readers are Muslim. Every once in a while I write articles especially for them, devoid of criticism or censure, and extolling the virtues of their faith so that they may feel it worthwhile to visit here from time to time.

I would like to talk about the unique view of Paradise that is held by devout Muslims. In all of the world's religions, Islam stands alone in giving the men of Earth, that is to say, the males, a most wondrous reward for being true to their faith. I speak of the 72 white-faced, full-lipped, petal-cheeked, black-eyed, soft-thighed, ample-breasted, pliant-bodied, submissive-natured virgins awaiting the arrival of those who have proven themselves devout Musselmen.

To my readers who are members of the Nation of Islam: Please note that the Qur'an does not entertain the notion that black women will ever be numbered among the virgins in Paradise. Boy did you pick the wrong religion!

But I digress, anyway, Mahmoud, let's say you have just detonated twenty pounds of high explosives on a bus filled with pregnant female infidel-whores and whiny Zionist Crusader infants. As the sight of blood-drenched legs, arms, sinews and ripped, burning flesh hurling through the air fades from your eyes, the rivers of pure water of Paradise replace the horrors of this world with the delights of the next. Here under shaded trees are spread picnics of dates and figs, jugs of milk and jars of honey. There is no god but Allah!

You've just accomplished, according to the Imams in your mosque, the highest deed in your faith, and your soul is thus awarded that level of heaven which is nearest to the abode of all the prophets (PBUT) who are in turn nearest to Allah (SWT).

I know what you are thinking Mahmoud, you've been praying to Allah 5 times a day your entire life, what you really came to heaven for were the virgins. And what delightful, delicious, submissive creatures they are! Imagine their soft skin, each of the 72 have been waiting here in Paradise for thousands of years, untouched by any other man, can you even comprehend the infinite suppleness of their bodies? They await you, lying on the most exquisite of cushions fabricated of the sheerest of Muslin. You come to the first Houri, a jeweled goblet of crystal filled with wine in her hand. You drink of wine like nothing on Earth and take her brutally...

I would continue, Mahmoud, but I fear that if I do, you will want to return to Earth again and die a thousand deaths more for the sake of enjoying those virgins a thousand times anew.

But There's No Need For Martyrdom

Of course you didn't really have to suicide-bomb anyone to attain those virgins; it's well-known that Muslim nations have the highest rates of child-sex and white slave trafficking of any on this planet. For a few dinars you could have your way with a nine year old child, as did your Prophet (PBUH), tearing her tiny hymen, hearing her moan and cry, oh what a delight to Muslim ears. And if you don't have any dinars, since most of you are ignorant and poverty-ridden, what then? Why rape of course. With your poor victim needing 4 male witnesses or 8 female witnesses, you can rape with impunity. Hell, it's more likely she will be the one flogged and killed rather than you for disgracing her family.

Indeed many of you have already decided to take this course of action rather than wait for the world to come. That's understandable. Ah... Can you imagine a world filled only with Muslims?

Sources: sura 56 verses 12- 39:

They shall recline on jewelled couches face to face, and there shall wait on them immortal youths with bowls and ewers and a cup of purest wine (that will neither pain their heads nor take away their reason); with fruits of their own choice and flesh of fowls that they relish. And theirs shall be the dark-eyed houris, chaste as hidden pearls: a guerdon for their deeds... We created the houris and made them virgins, loving companions for those on the right hand...


Mohammed's promise of an Islamic Paradise that glittered with the fulfillment of all sorts of wordly desires and sense enjoyment was nothing but a sinister ploy to recruit those who had no hope or expectation of ever getting these things in their present lives. Knowing that they are assured of such a Paradise simply because they follow Islam, Muslims can go around committing murder, rape plunder and loot. It is the picture of this paradise that has motivated Muslims over the centuries to cut down people of other religions, to desecrate their places of worship and mistreat them in the name of Allah. Even after death, the spritually deprived Prophet of Islam could not see beyond wine, women and food, leave alone exploring spiritual heights of the soul.

Yes, I know that devout Muslim women also get male Houris in Paradise, but it is only what awaits men that is truly exciting and delicious.

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