Structural engineers, unless they have a natural talent for singing, should stick to structural engineering. Country Western singers, unless they have a natural talent for structural engineering, should stick to country western singing.

Willie Nelson: "I saw those towers fall and I've seen an implosion in Las Vegas - there's too much similarities between the two, and I saw a building fall that didn't get hit by nothing." [From DailyMotion]

Let me tell Mr. Nelson something: I have seen walls of ice falling straight down from glaciers into the water on the Discovery Channel in the same way that old casinos implode in Las Vegas. Does that mean a casino demolition team is hiding under the ice cap? Should I be remarking, "There are too many similarities between the two, and I saw ice fall that didn't get hit by nothing?"