Offensive Arab Jokes
Birds do it, bees do it. Even educated fleas do it, let's do it, let's insult Arabs. If you ask why, I answer why not? Why should Arabs be immune from mockery and ridicule? Are they not as good as Jews and Polacks? If we can make fun of them, why not Arabs?
So here for the amusement of my readers is the following collection of Arab jokes.
A: A full set of teeth!
Q: Why don't Arabs take their wives to soccer games?
A: Because they jump the fence and eat the grass!
Q: How do you get 30 Arabs into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it isn't theirs!
After two days in the desert, Abdul's camel was about to collapse.
"Ahmed," Abdul ordered, "bring her over here to the watering hole!"
Ahmed brought the camel to the watering hole, but no matter what they did, the camel would not drink. Knowing that the camel would die if it did not drink, Abdul came up with an idea. "We will have to force the camel drink," Abdul explained, "Ahmed, when I hold the camels head under the water, you start sucking through it's butthole, and it will be forced to drink!"
Knowing they would die if the camel didn't drink, Ahmed went to the rear of the camel. As Abdul stuck the camel's head under the water, Ahmed began sucking on the camel's butthole. After a couple of minutes sucking on the butthole, Ahmed shouted to Abdul, "Lift her head a little, she's sucking mud!"
Q: What's 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56?
A: A Parade in Saudi Arabia.
Q: How can you tell if an Arab just had sex?
A: His eyes are all red from the mace.
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia (Associated Press Release) - A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of Abdullah bin Abdulaziz al Saud, the King of Saudi Arabia.
The fire began in the Royal bathroom where both of the books were kept.
Both of his books have been lost.
A spokesman said the King was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
Q: When is the only time you can spit in an Arab woman's face?
A: When her mustache is on fire!
Q: Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Saudi Arabia?
A: They couldn't find three wise men!
Q: Why did they close the Iraqi National Library?
A: Someone stole the book.
Q: How do you get an Arab out of the bath?
A: Turn on the water.
Q: Why did little Ahmed want to grow a mustache?
A: So he could look like his mama.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
A: Oil of Ole.
Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?
A: A milk sheik!
An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
"Your name please?"
“Abdul Aziz”
“Sex? ”
“Six times a week!”
“No, no, I mean male or female.”
“Doesn’t matters, sometimes even camel.”
