Obama Administration Set to Deport Senior Citizens from Planck's Constant

Constant reader Bernard Wishnia alerted me to the following new development at U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement following the recently enacted directives of the Obama administration:

To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order To lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

OLDER PEOPLE ARE EASIER TO CATCH AND WILL NOT REMEMBER
HOW TO GET BACK HOME.

My friend Bernard Wishnia added the following:

I started to cry when I thought of you.

Then it dawned on me.......Shit!
I'll probably see you on the bus!!!

Obama Administration Set to Deport Senior Citizens

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