None of the following 13 unimportant facts about sex will change your life; likewise I doubt it will it make you a better lover. But like many useless facts found on the Internet, they are still interesting. I hope they bring a smile to your face even for a few minutes since Obama has made it almost impossible to smile about our economy and the socialist direction our government is heading
I can only imagine where they do this. Makes you want to spray Lysol on workbenches and desks, eh? Now that I think about it, I never addressed this issue in my Employment Manual, although I would hope they would only do it during one of the two 20-minute rest periods. Is 20 minutes enough? According to #7 below, yes.
Yes, more women talk dirty during sex than men (1).
I wish I knew this (2) when I was younger, "Excuse me young lady, can you help me relieve my stuffy nose?"
So how do women prove to the court that their husbands are impotent? More importantly, how can a guy offer a counter-proof in court? Or as Eve said when her eyes first alighted upon Adam, "Wow, that's a hard one."
Well, if only 17% of women are likely to have an orgasm during sex, it's probably due to #7. If a man stops when he climaxes then that's probably why women are talking dirty in #2.
Although the average man will ejaculate 18 quarts in his life, I estimate that I have gone through more than 100 quarts (assuming 5 ml of ejaculate per sexual instance). I feel so much lighter now.
I like to wait until the woman is ready.
Smallest erect penis: 1 cm ? Reminds me of a tiny penis joke I heard in the third grade:
Three guys are stranded on a desert island, when a genie appears and gives them one chance to save themselves. He whips out his 20 inch penis and says, "If the size of all three of your penises combined matches or exceeds the length of mine, I'll let you free."
The first guy laughs and slaps out his 10 incher, quickly followed by the second guy who impressively whips out his 9 inch pud.
They both look at the third guy, who happens to be a tiny Chinese guy, both very sure they will be set free. They urge the Chinese man to get it out, but he refuses.
A minute later, the Chinese guy pulls down his trousers to reveal a one-inch penis. The two guys and the genie are surprised, but the genie lets them free.
On the way out, the first guy boasts, "You're lucky mine is 10 inches. I saved you."
The second guy responds, "Yeah, but without my 9 incher, we'd have been gonners."
The Chinese guy then proudly says, "Well you're lucky I had enough time to get an erection."
A test I took a while back predicted I would live until 97 although I wasn't asked about my sex life..
I can understand why, chocolate would make it harder to make sure you are not eating anything unpleasant.
Reminds me of the joke:
It's for your headache
A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asks: "What's that for?"
"It's for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"
Sadly it's just a coincidence. In real life most of those tweets are death threats by liberals against conservatives.
So when you hear a woman say, "Men are just like pigs!" Tell her, "No, sadly they aren't."
Good in Bed, Are Women More Sexually Adventurous than Men?
After surveying 3,100 people, we found that women were significantly more likely than men to have engaged in a wider variety of sexually adventurous activities, such as talking dirty during sex and sharing their sexual fantasies with their partners. Do women feel pressured to play the sex kitten these days, or is there something more at play?
"I think that times have changed (and continue to change) and women are becoming more and more comfortable being sexually expressive and adventurous with their partners," says Kristen Mark, MS, a Ph.D. candidate and Survey Director for Good in Bed.
Best Health, 10 reasons why sex is good medicine
Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. No one ever gets a stuffy nose during lovemaking.