13 Man Signs

Posted by Bernie on March 27, 2014 05:57 PM |


In my two articles (13 Differences Between Men and Women & 13 More Differences Between Men and Women) we noted in some detail the endearing contrasts between the sexes. Here for your enjoyment, if you are a man, especially a married man, are 13 man signs. Some may be put on a tee-shirt, but at peril of your life and liberty.

  1. Man Signs Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.


  2. Man Signs My sex life is like a Ferrari... I don't have a Ferrari


  3. Man Signs I heard a guy complaining about how expensive his wedding is. He is going to be real pissed when he finds out how much his divorce is going to cost.


  4. Man Signs My mother-in-law is coming... I had to clear out half my closet so she could have a place to hang upside down and sleep.


  5. Man Signs NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer, or porn. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars.


  6. Man Signs I once won an argument with a woman... in this dream I had.


  7. Man Signs my side her side


  8. Man Signs I tried exercise, but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed, and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very Dangerous.


  9. Man Signs I want one of those jobs where people ask, 'Do you actually get paid for doing this?'


  10. Man Signs If your wife or girlfriend ever asks, 'If I were to arrange a threesome for your birthday, which of my friends would you pick to join in?' Never give two names.


  11. Man Signs It is funny when my girlfriend gives me the silent treatment, she thinks it's a punishment.


  12. Man Signs If there were a way to read a woman's mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.


  13. Man Signs Judging by the frying pan that just flew by my head, I did something wrong. I can't wait to find out what it was.


This has been a Thursday 13 post [# 104] and is updated on some Thursdays.

A tip of the turban Hat Tip to Constant reader Bernard Wishnia for this email forward, which I corrected as to grammar and spelling and edited as to graphics.


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