Finally the walls opened up again revealing a gorgeous 24-year-old blond with sexy black boots, white skirt and a netted, see-through, powder blue top.
And today I discovered that when a Muslim terrorist needs to speak with his God, some clever fellow invented a copper implant specifically designed for this.
So how can we make such an abomination? What complicated, esoteric, convoluted and bestial process would we have to undertake to create such an uncivilized, unthinking, uncaring, unfeeling and depraved turd of animal?
I was out for a walk when I came across 3 Muslim women in full robes. I thought to myself I should make an effort and try to talk to them to understand their culture
So if you ever see a film advertised as "
Muslims from Outer Space," don't be afraid - it's just a movie, there are no such things as Muslims from Outer Space. What you should be afraid of: "
Muslims from your neighborhood" - the non-movie.
my readers do not have to pay anything to read offensive Muslim jokes. However someone will eventually pay because even though jokes Do Not Kill People - Muslims Offended by Jokes Do Kill People.
I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Ahmed, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.
Do not laugh at any of these jokes unless the urge to do so comes naturally. If you believe that mocking Islam, Muslims, the Prophet Mohammad, or the Quran is a blasphemy, then I suggest you find your humor elsewhere.
So after a hard day's jihad, Ahmed arrives in paradise to meet one of his 72 virgins and is surprised by the sight of ...
I finally got my blog software to stop crapping out on me. To celebrate this event, allow me to present some sick jokes in my continuing series of Muslim Jokes.
