How are Vaginas Supposed to Smell?
I like the natural smell of vagina. Nature put that smell down there for a reason and it must be a good reason because there are almost 7 billion of us buggers around.
I like the natural smell of vagina. Nature put that smell down there for a reason and it must be a good reason because there are almost 7 billion of us buggers around.
What You Smell can Kill You
Yes, it's true, perfume sprays can kill you.
Of course, millions of people use fragrance sprays without dying, but actually death is just the canary in the mine. Hundreds of millions who use perfumed sprays, deodorants, room fresheners, candles, and other stink-pots end up with asthma which now affects 1 in 4 urban children
The Correct Way to Apply Perfume
Listen ladies, the purpose of perfume is to enhance the natural fragrance of the human body, not to smother it as a cat shoves litter over its feces. Perfume should be applied gently and sparsely. Pretend you are atomizing microscopic droplets of diamonds - be very frugal. Let me tell you the correct way to apply perfume to the delicate female form.
Au de Stink
When my younger son’s girlfriend came to live under my roof, I had to instruct her on the proper way to apply perfume: "Go into the bathroom so not to stink up the rest of the house..."
