I have at least three stories to tell about prisoners hiding contraband upon their persons but never ran across a news item I could segue from. Finally last week I read a story about an obese Texas inmate who sneaked in a gun hidden within the fatty folds of his skin.

Read the Rest: Prisoners Hiding Stuff on their Bodies

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When we arrest an illegal immigrant we simply ask if they would like to be sent to prison or to a Mexican College.

Read the Rest: How to get rid of Criminals - Deport them

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