ProphetMuhammad
- TWATWA Friday: Let's put our shoes back on when we pray. Its not a big deal. Besides, who wants to wash their feet 5 times a day?10:37 AM Mar 13th from web
- My 9 year old has been acting up. I said Aisha, you better knock it off or I'll banish you from the bedroom. And then I'll beat you.5:27 PM Mar 10th from web
- @GitmoDetainee Gitmo prisoner No. 008, released in December 2007 is the Taliban's new top operations officer. I pray you will be freed too!5:13 PM Mar 10th from web in reply to GitmoDetainee
- @GitmoDetainee When Obama lets you out, you should immediately join up with the others who were released and went on to make more Jihad.12:12 PM Mar 9th from web
- I am such a sadist. I instituted a system that gives 75 yr old women lashes for talking to young men:http://tinyurl.com/by7lwa11:57 AM Mar 9th from web
- TWATWA Friday: Musical fruits are a gift from Allah and the tunes you play should take this into consideration7:56 AM Mar 6th from web
- I went to tacobell yesterday and they committed a jihad on my ass.6:47 AM Mar 6th from web
- @creepingsharia @ihatethemedia @mijadedios @Bob_Schaffer You are all Twinfidels. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pubics.6:54 AM Mar 3rd from web
- Due to the recession we will be cutting back the number of virgins to 50. I mean, its still pretty good no? And you can take my wife, please5:16 AM Mar 2nd from web
- Today's TWATWA: You shall not add butter to movie theater popcorn. That stuff will kill you. But you should encourage infidels to eat it!6:08 PM Mar 1st from web
- I am going to be issuing Fatwa's on Twitter. I will be calling them TWATWAs.5:49 PM Mar 1st from web
- But seriously, joking is not ok unless its me. “Do not laugh too much, for laughing too much deadens the heart.” (Saheeh al-Jaami’, 7312)10:43 AM Mar 1st from web
- Another: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!10:40 AM Mar 1st from web
- Ali just told me a hilarious joke. What's the difference between your wife and a dead horse? It's no fun beating a dead horse! Oh man!10:30 AM Mar 1st from web
- Ali Talib asked me about Du al-Faqar. Du al-Faqar? I barely know her.6:26 AM Feb 27th from web
- Get this. I made Saif a bowl of cereal and I used cows milk. Oh man. He was like what the heck is this. Oh man. Thats not goats milk!5:20 AM Feb 26th from web
- One of my devoted followers gave a great TV interview. Everyone knows infidels are ok to target. Whats the prob? http://tinyurl.com/dm5fdo6:54 PM Feb 25th from web
- So the other day I'm hanging out with a big shot TV guy, you know, Bridges TV. He's got wife problems, who doesnt, so I made a suggestion...6:50 PM Feb 25th from web
- Last night I'm at the bar and Jaffar starts pouring another shot and I say nono, I said Taqiyya6:38 PM Feb 25th from web
- I heard there was going to be a #teaparty Does anyone know if the food will be Halal?6:35 PM Feb 25th from web
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- Name Prophet Muhammad
- Location Mecca Lecca High, Mecca Hiney
- Bio I am a holy prophet and founder of Islam. I am the messenger. I also like long walks on the beach and raping young girls who I force to marry me.
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